scheming-eunuch

[scheming-eunuch]

actually you might not believe what i'm about to tell you

the way y'all talk about rabbit socialization makes it sound like they have some sorta, like, chinese imperial court drama thing going on

[scheming-eunuch]

I'd love to, but unfortunately...

Hey man, wanna join our evil polycule? Yeah it's mostly schemes, plots, and nefarious deeds. It's really fun and the henchmen like to gossip about us afterwards.

[scheming-eunuch]

addressing the ""fake eunuch" allegations

I'm on T, that's why i have i have a beard

[scheming-eunuch]

my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

[scheming-eunuch]

me if i was a cat..

the scheming eunuch

[scheming-eunuch]

it's not too late to Surrender Your Scrotum to the Emperor

being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u

[scheming-eunuch]

Oh no my lord that lady is no good for you. Come to my quarters

[scheming-eunuch]

Unfortunate, yes...

being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u