Im uhhhh Dallas. I’ve been to Dallas once. It was nice. I’m 23, live in the desert and sleep a lot. I fuck with memes, anime, Hentai and monster girls. I’m weirdly stuck in the 80s-90s and refuse to leave. My ass is my most redeemable quality besides my amazing personality.
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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it
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may your gifs always be sharp, your lighting always be balanced, your colors always be vibrant, and your file size always come in under the limit, amen
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nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.
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if you're going to rejoin tumblr you first must go through
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hello!
it has been quite some time since i have been able to update tumblr, and im sure you have seen the drama with twtr, so i’m going to try to be more active here.
first off, i just tested positive for cov!d. i had a really good run as this is the first time ive got it. HOWEVER, ive been caring for my sick mother at home for almost 3 weeks, and now we’ve both come down with cov!d..
I am posting my throne wishlist here because im in very much need for help to get basic necessities for myself and a couple things for the house. I have been very up front with my twtr audience about what has been happening the past few years. Things are very hard for us. I’m just barely feeling better from a kidney stone/infection/medication poisoning that lasted feb-oct. I’m happy cov!d waited til i was better from that last part, but i’m definitely down and out for a little bit now.
If you have the means, i ask you to take a look at my wishlist and see if theres anything you could can pick up or contribute to. if not, please boost this post and share with others that may be able to further help.
Thank you so very much for past and present support, Kiki’ssh –
WISHLIST LINK
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and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.“
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