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It’s me:3

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I had a dream about telltale riddler cursing people in Gordon Ramsay voice, getting sandwiches slapping them on people’s faces

I need help please ‘-‘

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Let me tell you smt

They’re actually are guys with wives and girlfriends/ straight...

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I love Thailand :))))

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hello, my name is michelle and recently my mother died in 2018… shortly after my father died this year of cancer and now i’m stuck trying to find a way to survive and pay for house payments, bills, food, things to survive and money to ease my mind. this should only last two months, i’m waiting on a bill from my father’s retirement but if you could be so kind to look at my gofundme and read my story, it would mean the world to me. my mother and father were my best friends, if losing them wasnt hard enough, the money struggle is just an overkill of stress, and i am constantly on the verge to either having a panic attack of sob my eyes out. please donate or please, PLEASE reblog, it means the world to me…

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* H A P P Y S C R E E C H E S *

Ok I’m back with the riddler shit now I’m obsessed with him more than the joker :vv

Just a WIP I’m working on and FINISHING IT

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When you really wanna murder, but you gotta restrain yourself because it would bad publicity for the hotel you help run >:(

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Ok I’m back with the riddler shit now I’m obsessed with him more than the joker :vv

Just a WIP I’m working on and FINISHING IT

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A bunch of random Detective Nigma doodles. This all started because a thought popped into my head one day- What if Eddie did the whole detective thing, but without the “Lazarus cure” plot and he was still a complete narcissistic asshole just trying to get his life together?

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Coronavirus in Gotham

(Scarecrow and Merrymaker are prepared)

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This is literally the goddamn game that is about vampires

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Oh so now eddie is in vampire games now? ( vampire's fall: origins )

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Commissions for a Coronavirus Personal Emergency

{link for the whole information post}

{mental health during covid19 pandemic post}

What you can commission:

Poems, Short Stories and Thasmin (Thirteenth Doctor x Yasmin Khan - Doctor Who) fanfics.

Selected gifsets (only from something I’ve watched & only if it goes with my moral code - i.e. no abusive ships)

You can check out here some of the poems I’ve written:

(1) (2) (3)

And my AO3 page where I have an lgbt short story:

(ao3) (short story)

I have a short story published in a book (I won a contest for best short stories here in Brazil) but I don’t receive money for it.

Send me a message or an ask here on tumblr to commission.

(Buy me a “coffee” to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

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UPDATE:

This week we’re running out of groceries and I’ve created an Amazon Wishlist that contains food, drinks, snacks, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, some books and notebooks that I need for college, some college supplies and some other things. If you guys can help, that’d be much appreciated.

*********  YOU HAVE TO OPEN THIS POST WHERE I PUT THE 10 STEPS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THE AMAZON WISH LIST BECAUSE MINE IS IN PORTUGUESE  *********

or:

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}

Situation really is dire, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.

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DIEEE

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Vietnam: japan 🇯🇵!

Vietnam 🇻🇳: I keep thinking about this forever but I wonder...

Vietnam 🇻🇳: Why do you have a pair of cat ears and tail?

Japan 🇯🇵: oh! Is that all? And I thought it was something worser than that!

Vietcong : WHERE'S THE AMBULANCE?!?! MY BROTHER!!

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And a bunch of shit ensues :vv

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Guys, I’m really sorry to be doing this but due to the Coronavirus pandemic crisis, I need to be asking for help.

My family is made of my father, my mother, me, my dog and my turtle. My father sells chocolate, my mother doesn’t have a job. I used to work at a bilingual school but I left there to start my mandatory internship for college (I’m going to get a Teacher license) - which I cannot do at the moment because schools are closed and I’m also on a risk group.

My father can’t leave home because he is on a risk group and because we are self quarantining. Here all stores have been ordered to close (except essential stores, pharmacies and restaurants) so he is unable to sell. He is also an informal worker (his worker card is not signed so that means he doesn’t get benefits and a steady monthly income here in Brazil). He only gets 3% of his chocolate sells and most of what we live by is what he makes during Easter, which is soon, and means he won’t be able to make much money or no money at all.

We don’t have savings. I am on the autism spectrum and I have anxiety and depression so I need necessary mediation. My father has several health issues and also requires medication.

So I decided to ask for donations.

The minimum (monthly) salary here in Brazil is currently R$ 1.045. This would be something like $208.34,  €195.10 or  £179.51.

Please if you can, this would be much helpful. Whatever you can, even one dollar/pound/euro is an incredible help.

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}

Since I’ve never done this, I have no idea where to do a fundraiser or accept donations, if you know better places, please contact me.

If you can’t donate, that is fine, could you please share this post?

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UPDATE: my father told me his clients asked for a 90 days payment time because of the crisis. The problem is: my dad only gets paid 3% and only WHEN the clients pay.

Our kitchen is basically flooded with giant boxes of chocolate that we can’t sell or do anything with because it’s not my dad’s, it is from the company that employs him.

Dad said that “Easter is our Christmas. We don’t get end of the year bonuses or higher sales so during Easter time is when we make enough for the whole year because of the easter eggs. I guess this year we won’t have neither Easter nor Christmas.”

(Buy me a “coffee” to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

If you wish to donate in other ways send me a message/ask.

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UPDATE:

Hey guys, my dad says thank you to all the people who have already donated and he would like to offer you some “coronacookies” that he made.

I don’t think he understands that you guys are all over the world! <3 But you can see how thankful he is (also how cute he is, I say he is my panda, I love my dad)

obs: (you can see some of my necessary meds in this photos too, the one I take every morning is called Oxalato de Escitalopram)

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

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UPDATE:

This week we’re running out of groceries and I’ve created an Amazon Wishlist that contains food, drinks, snacks, cleaning supplies, hygiene products, some books and notebooks that I need for college, some college supplies and some other things. If you guys can help, that’d be much appreciated.

*********  YOU HAVE TO OPEN THIS POST WHERE I PUT THE 10 STEPS TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THE AMAZON WISH LIST BECAUSE MINE IS IN PORTUGUESE  *********

or:

(Buy me a coffee to help)

(paypal email: la.desousa@hotmail.com)

{In this case “coffee” means food, household items, paying bills and most importantly, buying me and my father’s meds.}

Situation really is dire, so if you could, please help, if you can’t, I understand, I only ask you to share this post.

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⤳Gifsets for a Cause: for @dysfunctional-dorky-geek-lesbian thank you very much <3 {click on this link to see why and how you can help OP during a Coronavirus Emergency}.

⤳ [Donation Link]

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