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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Parents watching their kids' swimming lessons. https://www.instagram.com/p/DLYP1oHPvWI/

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Science is great. Fills the ding dongs with terror. It's the best.

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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Silent Hill 2 Remake(2024)

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Matt Madden, Abandoned Yellow House in Nova Scotia

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It suddenly occurs to me that I have skipped Things from the Flood and I am OK with that. Maybe some other time. This is Simon Stalenhag’s third narrative art book, The Electric State (2019). It is maybe my favorite of the four I’ve read to date.

Where Tales from the Loop is a sort of series of memoir-like, nostalgia-filled vignettes that build a world, this is more narrative forward. The worldbuilding is still important, though. There are lots of evocative moments that serve the world rather than the narrative. Compared to The Labyrinth, where the world seems distinctly secondary (more on that tomorrow). This world is on the verge of collapse after a war that was mainly fought with big robot drones. The virtual reality drone-piloting tech was also used for civilian purposes, and then the machines gained a kind of sentience and, well, there’s a lot of VR thralls and VR mummies out there. But society still functions in some way.

The protagonist and her robot are traveling with a purpose, but for the most part the book is a road trip tale. The final climax, which, when it comes, seems horribly melancholy, even manages to end on a hopeful, if ambiguous note. I’m keen to see this one transform into the forthcoming RPG. The movie, not so much.

Good light throughout. I’d expect nothing less from Stalenhag at this point, honestly. His narrative constructions are getting better. There is a really cool sequence of paintings that imply a terrible kind of movement that I’m still impressed by. He builds on this in The Labyrinth in cool ways.

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RIP DC Legends of Tomorrow

You were the only tv show I know of that had a teenage Barack Obama attacked by a giant psychic time-travelling talking gorilla.

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Mickey versus the Police

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Midnight Pals: Unfriended

JK Rowling: i was jusst thinking, maybe we should ssecretly photograph women in public bathroomss Rowling: you know, in casse they're transss Stephen Fry: so um Fry: i don't think we should be friends anymore Rowling: omg that came out of nowhere

Rowling: you can't do unfriend me over my legally protected gender critical beliefss! Rowling: that'ss literally illegal! Rowling: you'll hear from my lawyer! Allison Bailey: [feeding spaghetti to dog] haha look at him go, he loves his spaghetti

Rowling: i cannot believe that Ssstephen Fry doesssn't want to be my friend anymore Rowling: there wass no warning! Rowling: it wass like rapid onsset defriending ssyndrome

Rowling: sstephen fry can't jusst not be my friend, right? Kathleen Stock: a just question, dark lord Rowling: only i'm allowed to end friendshipsss! Rowling: he's taking away my agency!

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i want you all to know i've never been friendss with sstephen fry Kathleen Stock: i thought he narrated your books? Rowling: WE'VE NEVER BEEN FRIENDSSS Rowling: alssso we've alwayss been at war with eurassia

Rowling: i think it'ss time we took our fight againsst transs rightss to the next level Kathleen Stock: but dark lord i thought we won Rowling: the fight againsst transs rightss can never truly be won, only essscalated

Rowling: itss time that we sstarted photographing women in public resstroomsss Rowling: itss important becausse Kathleen Stock: right away, dark lord! Helen Lewis: at once, dark lord! Jesse Singal: we'll start today, dark lord! Rowling: oh wow truth be told i wass expecting more pushback but hey thiss iss great

Rowling: finally, once we've completely normalized creepsshots, women will finally be ssafe Rowling: to sstop the bathroom pervertss, we musst become bathroom pervertss

Rowling: it sssure is a good thing that UK cellphones don't have a legally mandated shutter sssnap anti-creepshot sssound like in Japan Rowling: sssure hope no one ever changess that

Rowling: [rising over the stall divider] excusse me i sssaw you acrossss the bar and couldn't help but notice your sssussspiciousssly narrow pelvisssss

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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who 

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tbh it seems like they want us to bring it back

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Sorted & inventoried, the last of our button-ups from our former provider are available now!

When this style is gone, it's gone forever - the supplier has gone out of business. These were our limited stock for in-person shows & most sizes only have one or two available, so don't wait! These items ship from within the US, and are not subject to tariffs or manufacturing times - they ship within 24-48 business hours. :)

Note: No further sales or discounts apply to these items, the cash from them will fund our search for a replacement! Sorry. <3