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im honestly surprised (not really surprised considering what website this is) that i haven't seen anyone on here talk about Lil Nas X getting violently arrested after suffering some kind of mental health episode. I wish he was getting more attention and support.
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I'm starting to understand why depictions of mohammed in islam are forbidden
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Trying to figure out a shopping list is overwhelming my ass. I've spent 4 hours looking at different recipes and trying to figure out how many serves I'd realistically get from them. Level 2 support needs really jumping my ass.
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I hate when people ask me how long it took me to crochet something I’ve made. Frankly, that’s none of my business. I put the yarn on the hook and worked on it whenever the spirit happened to take me to and then one day it was done. How long that process took is between the yarn and god; I want no part of it.
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THEY LEAVING TODAY
WAR IS OVER
My parents are finally moving out my house this weekend
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Anyone elses indoor cat desperate for the outside? Also how do I stop it. I mean she's moving tomorrow but I know my mum's gonna call and be like "she's out come get her in"
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I haaateee when radiologists call my internal organs unremarkable. what the fuck man not even a “cute lungs!!!!” or “awesome liver”??
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Me when the cat escapes outside and the birds start swooping her making her run back in
#she don't know what spring is#the tiniest birds too swooping her and leaving me alone cause they know people are fine but cats are a threat
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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point
"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"
THAT'S NOT THERAPY
THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR
IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY
*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*
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Fought for (and won) the argument for dad not to use the shit plunger in the kitchen sink
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