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tentative but maybe have replies/messages back? finally?
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my brain keeps blocking out the plot of flowers in the attic (a book i have never read) and then someone goes oh yeah that book is a trip and i go wow i like books that are trips why haven’t i read that again? so I look up the summary on wikipedia and. remember
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still genuinely incomprehensible to me that people wear shoes indoors. do you live in a mineshaft
#my mom did break her pinkie toe on her bedroom doorframe once#but i would not consider house slippers the same as wearing your shoes indoors
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes
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during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer


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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game
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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!
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i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds
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