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From high atop the Scrapple News Tower in downtown Philadelphia, I'm AP Ticker broadcasting live from Tuesday morning. Things are grim out there, folks. A terrible crisis has gripped the world this week. No, not the hostage situation in Kenya... I'm talking about Breaking Bad. The best show on television is sadly, coming to an end. Do you think Jesse is gonna die? Personally I'm rooting for the meth dealer. But then again, I always am.

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Thanks to national security whistleblowers like Edward Snowden, we're learning that the surveillance state is far more intrusive than they've previously admitted. But even more disturbing than the particulars of the surveillance regime is the ethos at its heart, which desires complete information awareness about the entire lifeworld.

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N.A. Poe , Kit Friday and Kitty head up to Boston to help "testify" at the Boston Freedom Rally 2013. www.thepanichour.com podcast: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/t...http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-pan... twitter: @thepanichour instagram: @hourofpanic facebook: facebook.com/thepanichour facebook.com/nikkiallanpoe youtube: http://www.youtube.com/NikkiAllenPoe

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The Hellstrom raing a ruckus at Kung Fu Necktie, Philadelphia PA. Songs: My Genitals The Perfect Crime The Hellstroms are: Chris Fabulous - the vocals  Mook - the drums  Marty - the rhythm guitar  Chris Trace - the lead guitar  Jackie Loudmouth - the bass Shot August 10th @ Kung fu Necktie Shot by:Wright Seneres, Chuckles Borromeo, Scott Colan

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EVERYTHING IN THIS PROGRAM IS ALLEGED. In this episode, your favorite celebrity gossip-ologist BRITTANY LYNN covers: - Gwyneth Paltrow uses her cunt-carriage to put the lives of good little schoolchildren in danger - Lamar Odom is home, but is still undecided on whether or not he can give up that sweet, sweet crack cocaine - Brendan Fraser's ex-wife thinks $50,000 is a fair alimony payment, but our little George of the Jungle disagrees - Justin Bieber's boy-toy pals want even MORE attention in the form of an MTV reality TV show. - More details on the Jane Lynch's arduous lesbo-divorce.

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From high atop the scrapple news tower in downtown philadelphia. I'm AP Ticker; a talking head that's gained sentience and demands your love. This week... Colorado is a flooding and the Boardwalks are a burning,  The shooters keep on shooting and the kids....just wanna learn. But's it's hard to think when you are hungry...

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The Hellstrom raing a ruckus at Kung Fu Necktie, Philadelphia PA. Songs: My Genitals The Perfect Crime The Hellstroms are: Chris Fabulous - the vocals  Mook - the drums  Marty - the rhythm guitar  Chris Trace - the lead guitar  Jackie Loudmouth - the bass Shot August 10th @ Kung fu Necktie Shot by:Wright Seneres, Chuckles Borromeo, Scott Colan

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Brendan discusses the merits of upworthy.com and it's incessant sanctimonious click bait.

His first four sentences are intriguing, The fifth sentence will kick your ass and make you feel a little pensive afterwards.

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The good folks at Bayer, putting profits before people, putting our food supply at risk. It's part of their history of death and destruction.

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EVERYTHING IN THIS PROGRAM IS ALLEGED. In this episode, your favorite celebrity gossip-ologist BRITTANY LYNN covers: - DMX strips down to his house arrest anklet and takes a couple laps around a hotel. - Orlando Brown (of "That's So Raven" fame) FINALLY goes to jail. - John Pinette checks his fat ass into rehab after he gets hooked on painkillers. - Hyperactive Nick icon Lucas "Fred" Cruikshank comes out and surprises nobody. - The folks who made "Deep Throat" sue in effort to halt production on the film "Lovelace"

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Tonight's episode is geared towards the family and kids in particular. We all know kids love hot dogs, and we know hobo's love stew. So Hobo Chef decided to cobble together a recipe for hobo kids. Hot Dog Stew.

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The Week of September 9, 2013. Hello ladies and gentlemen. I'm A.P. Ticker, reporting from high atop the Scrapple News Towers in downtown Philadelphia. It's time to take out your notebooks, 'cause y'all are about to get schooled. Welcome to Scrapple News.  We begin with the latest in the Syrian debacle. This week, President Bashar al-Assad welcomed the idea of destroying his chemical weapons to avoid an American attack. And while President Obama insists that al-Assad's use of poison gas is his reason for wanting to strike Syria in the first place, he'd still like congress to back him up in taking military action. In a related story, members of the medical community are urging Obama to seek immediate medical attention. Said one specialist, "The President should have gone to the ER after his boner for Syria lasted longer than four hours, at this point it's been weeks. I really fear for his health."

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Would you like to experience legendary Philly band RUIN one last time? Maybe you were there. If so, you experienced the passion and fury of a RUIN show. Swirling waves of motion in an orgy of light. Booming guitars. Blistering bass. Drums on fire. Howling leads conjuring the spirit of wild beasts. Singer possessed by the ecstatic longing of Dionysus. The entire show on August 31, 2013 was recorded for posterity. This is a teaser video with rough audio not yet mixed.  May you be ruined before you die. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ruin/1...

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Knerd Knews presents an exclusive Q and A session with the Chiodo Brothers the men behind Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The Awesome Fest closed out their summer festival with this grand event and ScrappleTV was there to cover it. Q and A was conducted by Scott Weinberg. Hear what the Chiodo's have to say about the making of Killer Klowns and talk of a Television show in the future.  http://theawesomefest.com/ http://scrapple.tv http://www.chiodobros.com/ Follow us on Twitter @scotteweinberg @scrappletv @knerdknews @echiodo @theawesomefest

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The Philadelphia Geek Awards for 2013 presented by Geekadelphia!  Held at the Academy Of Natural Sciences. Knerd Knews sent the best geeks available for the budget, Sister Spock and Scotch http://geekadelphia.com http://scrapple.tv @geekadelphia @scrappletv @knerdknews

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From famed design authority Smut Cave comes The Fall 2013 Collection; a selection of high-style webisodes featuring Alex Pardee, Emily Youcis, and a giant bleeding fetus that screams at you whenever you make eye contact with it.

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You are sure to impressive some female vagrants with this combination meal of Yo-tini, and Soft Philly Pretzel Cheese Sandwiches. Unpack your bindle and get comfortable. The Hobo Chef is going to show you how to get the best homeless pussy of your life.