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fascinating boy

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“You’re romanticizing it!”

No, actually, I’m sexualizing it. Thanks.

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hey you're doing a great job, just remember: a semicolon can be used to combine two sentences where you might otherwise use a period; this allows you to create longer and longer run-on sentences

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

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I should note, I hate the soulmates "we would fall in love in every universe" trope for the aforementioned "where's the tension and interest and really anything worthwhile" reasons. However, "we would find each other in every universe" fucking rips. We would interact meaningfully in every universe but sometimes we are lovers and sometimes we are friends and sometimes we are bitter enemies and sometimes we'd simply both be in the same HOA.

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Not "I can fix him (romantic)" or even "I can fix him (platonic)" but "I can fix him (with an air of soul-deep weariness, taking on a great burden)"

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Everyone in Thor Ragnarok: Its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic.

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My reasons for doing things:

1. Spite 2. The Aesthetic

That’s it.

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writing advice: never italicize words to show emphasis! if you’re writing well then the reader will know and you don’t need them!

me: oh really??? listen up, pal, you can just try an pull italics from my cold, dead fingers

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*bangs fist on table*

STEVE ROGERS DESERVES HAPPINESS AND A LONG LIFE WITH BUCKY BARNES

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Chris Hemsworth and Taika Waititi on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

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A massive cave system the size of a small continent with it’s own ecosystem has been discovered, and a team of scientists has been sent in to explore it.

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Deleted scene from The Avengers (2012)

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I got an ask recently about the idea of a mermaid with Vitiligo, so here we are! A black ghost knife mermaid with vitiligo.

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I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy

but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock. 

Like, fuck, I made you pick up a coffee cup, you need to put it down at some point. also I can’t remember what I dressed you in, can you push up your sleeves? I don’t remember if you even have your shirt on.

and YOU. YOU OVER THERE, you got out of your chair earlier, but did you come back yet? Are you coming back? Where did you even go and why’d you get up? Fuck, I can’t make you sit down again already, you just stood up, go…over there. go get more coffee. Did you bring your mug with you? fine. bring the pot to the table and—wait, wasn’t the coffee pot already over here? shit, hold on, I need to go back and re-read and re-write

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@ppl who believe in a cynical god

Do you think he sometimes creates problems just to see what they're gonna do to people? Not for any higher purpose of learning but just in an idle curiosity kind of way... like "I put a neat freak with someone who derives joy from smashing things" "I wonder how this dynamic would evolve if they were... a child and her mother" FLASHBANG toxic family atmosphere! BOOM Attachment issues! WHIZPOW emotions! And he's just watching like "I've never seen it turn out like that" and pondering how other problems will affect other people based on their unique personality? It would make a lot of sense (in that case) why personal problems are always so uniquely... personal

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Nick Fury formed the Avengers because he wanted his adopted murderchild Natasha Romanoff to have more friends.