scrotosynthesis
scrotosynthesis
The Bigger You Are The Harder You Ball
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scrotosynthesis · 9 months ago
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scrotosynthesis · 2 years ago
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truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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An hour...
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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Listens to both of these back to back for 24 hours
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm" is such a raw line youd think it's from shakespeare but it's actually from doctor worm
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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This is probably my favourite thing Jaden has said in the series so far
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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Kirby: Squeak Squad  ✧゜(2006)
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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if the truman show was real and also existed in like 2022 i think people on here would call truman their poor little meow meow and they would make joke fancams of him to megan thee stallion songs and theyd draw him as a catboy and also that the discourse surrounding it would be legendary
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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Im still SO fuckign mad some child psychologists or whatever think parallel play is a negative thing oh my god i hate the NTs sometiems
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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danny devito made this
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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hazmat suit but make it goth
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scrotosynthesis · 3 years ago
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scrotosynthesis · 4 years ago
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