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I'm a late 30's woman and it's perfectly normal that im also doggie and i woof sometimes like rn awroofwarfbarfk awoooooo~

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let’s lay flat on our ovoidal mama

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Been a dense 2 weeks since this post, including our cat falling ill (She's battling well and seems to be recovering.) I'm still looking forward to returning to livestreaming very soon, but today will be another chore day. If all goes well, I may be live, baking cookies and tartlets tomorrow. If so, look for the confirmatory announcement early in the day.

I'm back and Trying just ever so hard.

Hello! My name's Ululo. You might remember me as Addy or Artificial Difficulty from twitter, youtube and twitch. Due to fascist regime implosion and the ensuing economic recession, your girl is coming back to internet tv! That's right, someone's favorite now-unemployed chef is going to be gaming, cooking, and anything else I can point a camera at and stick commercials between. Look forward to live cooking, baking, gardening as well as video- and board- games streamed 3 days/week at https://www.twitch.tv/artificialdifficultyplays and https://www.youtube.com/@ArtificialDifficulty

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I'm back and Trying just ever so hard.

Hello! My name's Ululo. You might remember me as Addy or Artificial Difficulty from twitter, youtube and twitch. Due to fascist regime implosion and the ensuing economic recession, your girl is coming back to internet tv! That's right, someone's favorite now-unemployed chef is going to be gaming, cooking, and anything else I can point a camera at and stick commercials between. Look forward to live cooking, baking, gardening as well as video- and board- games streamed 3 days/week at https://www.twitch.tv/artificialdifficultyplays and https://www.youtube.com/@ArtificialDifficulty

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I'm safe and well and staying somewhere stable with good people. It's been 5 years since my alcoholism and the DID i was too cowardly to acknowledge helped me destroy my marriage and traumatize all my friends. I find myself no less abundantly grateful for the grace my ex-spouse and friends showed in doing everything it took to stabilize me and in setting me upon a road of healing. It's led me to a place of newfound integrity, scant but earned, and an appreciation for the depth of the loving influences I have since alienated. I'm grateful for the opportunities I have been given, both those I've squandered and those few I've honored. The sum of all these moments, pathetic and triumphant, is this life I come to find myself fumbling anew with and all I wish to do with it is to see my ex again and to make art. Skipping over the selfish and delusional desire, I think I'm going to try streaming again soon.

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the synthesis of plant dorks and cooking dorks

I was watching old episodes of The French Chef when I stumbled on Julia Child's new-to-me hack of proving dough by putting an electric blanket under it. I don't have an electric blanket handy, but it turns out that the best temperature for proving dough is also around the best temperature for starting seeds. So my heating mat does double duty in the off season, by helping pizza dough rise in our cold winter house.

(original article: https://www.mashed.com/1258681/offbeat-appliance-helped-julia-child-make-perfect-croissants/)

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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woof

rough bark roof wharf raft

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It's been a rough few months of housing insecurity but I am well. I am with a friend's family, who have been immensely gracious in hosting me here and feeding me so well and, quite honestly, treating me just like family. I've had no luck searching for work and so will be spending my time in the coming days attempting to set up a gaming and video editing laptop. If successful, I'll be returning to streaming games as well as cooking live on stream. I'm very excited to return to creating things and sharing them.

In personal matters, I am well, if feeling quite lonely. I feel pride in my sobriety, now some 3 years firm. All of my alters work together now, our feelings, thoughts and intents all known and negotiable by the others.

I'm beginning to dream again when I sleep.

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Pizza doe? 🍕 🦌

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Every time I see someone driving like a reckless idiot in traffic, I like to believe that the reason why they are in such an unreasonable panic hurry is because they're about to shit themselves and need to rush to the nearest place with a bathroom as soon as possible. The thought gives me peace of mind and allows me to be more understanding of humanity, even at their lowest.

Then I hope that they won't make it and shit their entire car.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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One of my favourite parts about autistic people is how you can use other peoples' reflections of them like an echolocation bullshit detector. Like they personally do not need to do shit for this to work, they just passively emit their own autistic vibe that bounces off every surface around them, and you can assess another person's level of self-awareness by how they reflect it back.

"Autistic people do not understand social hierarchy" nope, they understand you're supposed to be an authority here, but they won't politely pretend to respect you if they think you're incompetent.

"Autistic people do not understand humour" nope, they just don't politely pretend to laugh to humour you, and you are simply not funny.

"Autistic people are rude" nope, they just don't think it's polite to lie to you, and don't care about trying to tell you what they think you want to hear instead of telling you what they think.

"Autistic people sometimes have emotional meltdowns for absolutely no reason" nope, you're just insufferable to be around and the person with the lowest tolerance of your shit is simply the canary in the coal mine who breaks first.

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I have 2 facial expressions: 3 & -3

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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Painted Storks, for the "Nesting" card in in the Flight module for the board game Nature. Look at this beautiful stork! I fell in love quickly when looking at fun nest structures to use for this card. They have a PINK BUTT*!

*Butt= long feathers on the wing that overlap the tail when folded, not an actual butt. But like, it could be, if you dream hard enough.

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.