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Ugh i hate this like literally why is my situationship in my head again it's been monthsss i have a boyfriend now why is he stuck in my head again

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Kinda weird that i had a major depersonalisation episode yesterday to the point i couldn't believe my face was my own and now all that's left of it is some minor paranoid delusions

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I'm obsessed with characters we only hear about second or third hand, especially when those accounts are conflicting. No, you don't get to see them, but here's a warped mirror of what other people thought they were. Enjoy your contemplation of how being known is an act of translation and communicates only aspects of the self.

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

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i do appreciate how thoroughly the obnoxious tumblr liberalism of starting a scoldwhine with "hi, [identity group] here," was destroyed by "white person here, i jerk off to the goombas from super mario"

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Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

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I think the depersonalisation is starting to set in

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I say so much "sorry but i'm currently committed to someone, perhaps when it's over" to people so much i'm gonna owe like 20 people a relationship once i get out of this one

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I shaved my legs and they're so soft now :)

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You're not gonna believe what happened: we ended up sleeping in the same bed and cuddling again

I just need to get this out of my system bc there ain't anybody i can tell this who won't think we had sex but i went out yesterday with a guy i know for a week (i know) and 2 of his friends. We ended up at his friends place sleeping together on an air matras just cuddling in our underwear

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Modern advertisement are always like

Try MaLa, the new shampoo. It's so mild you'll need the entire bottle to get your hair clean, aren't we #environmentfriendly? With a disclaimer on the bottle that says: to protect the precious shampoo inside this bottle is made from car batteries and phone chargers, coated in plastic. handle carefully :)

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daily reminder that diagnoses are clinical tools not ontological categories ❤️

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Finally back to hating my situationship again

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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000