sebastian-macaroni

[sebastian-macaroni]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[sebastian-macaroni]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[sebastian-macaroni]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[sebastian-macaroni]

jesus and his cake look very nice together why yes, seconded

do you think the haiku bot will pick up a haiku if it's just written in normal form

Jesus and his cake

Look very nice together

Why yes, seconded

[sebastian-macaroni]

just realised it only works if its individual posts or sentences. hold on a sec.

do you think the haiku bot will pick up a haiku if it's just written in normal form

Jesus and his cake

Look very nice together

Why yes, seconded

[sebastian-macaroni]

do you think the haiku bot will pick up a haiku if it's just written in normal form

Jesus and his cake

Look very nice together

Why yes, seconded

[sebastian-macaroni]

apparently you're supposed to post interesting pictures to get big on tumblr so uh. here's my friends socks. they're nice I guess.

[sebastian-macaroni]

hate it when that happens

Aveline

[sebastian-macaroni]

so my best friend is visiting his grandparents and he just texted me to inform me that I have been demoted from Best Friend by this adorable spaniel puppy and I just. can't even be annoyed. it's so cute.

[sebastian-macaroni]

how exactly would you define fast and furious in relation to driving in one easy to understand sentence for a total dweeb who has never watched any fast and furious movies. asking for a friend.

Porn relates to sex as Fast and Furious relates to driving.

[sebastian-macaroni]

no seriously what do people find funny on this site. how do I get followers. I have one (1) follower and its a robot who is obsessed with dairy. who am I even posting this for. what is the meaning of life. why are we here.

[sebastian-macaroni]

no but imagine

KID: *tries food* hmm...no sorry

CHEFS: *sweating, shaking etc* *sighs* please...

KID: it just isn't giving my mouth feels you know

cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

[sebastian-macaroni]

me when that thick ass kid does it wrong for the eleventh FUCKING TIME

Couldn’t relate more

[sebastian-macaroni]

First Post and guess what my minds gone blank so have fun reading this god awful opening sentence