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I will scream into the void regardless of how indifferent it is to my voice. FUCK the void’s opinion

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The far right wants to allow gelatinous cubes to eat domestic infrastructure

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I love that stupid little pyramid profile picture like look at him he’s adorable. He knows nothing of the world and its faults perils. He only knows the love we give him. And he deserves to know nothing less

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Humanity is already the infinite monkey infinite typewriters analogy, we all just forgot the “Monkey See Monkey do” Law, which causes the best advancement to be copied by the rest of the monkeys so they all advance a small amount at a time, eventually leading to greatness, in this case, the writing of Shakespeare. It’s important to know that different groups of monkeys copy different things from eachother. There are Shakespeare monkeys and hvac monkeys and accountant monkeys landlord monkeys, all improving over time due this collective advancement.

Now, if we employ the “Apes Together Strong” Law, we can kill the bitch ass landlord monkeys.

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Fraudulent tax forms are a form of self expression

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The elites don’t want you to know that you can go insane and blow shit up

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90% of my internal monologue is yelling “I’m going to kill a man” when anything even slightly embarrassing happens

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I’m just trying to be, why is my account being torn asunder by errors help I swear it’s real let me join the rest I’m real and can be trusted

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They haven’t found the eleven billion missing crabs yet, and I’m beginning to worry