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kickstarter to help me recover after getting scalped by this porn bot
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2007: old navy is having a sale on jeans so everyone should come on down to the old navy..
2016: #MyJeans keep me connected with the community while I do Activism. Identity
2025: these jeans were given to me by adolf hitlerrrr
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My Girlfriend Is The Man! S01E10 (2025)
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so funny when people think that copyright law will help prevent people stealing art from your everyday Smol Bean Artist. have you fucking learned nothing from the music industry or are you just ignoring it because what's going on there doesn't fit in with your preconceived notions of how ip law actually gets used in real life
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Can i say something beautiful and true.
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The women's pants in MASH are like the most flattering, well fitting pants a woman's ass has ever seen whereas the men all look like boys whose mothers bought their pants a couple sizes bigger for them to grow into.
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Shit the 4077th are setting up tents near the helipads again. Someonw get the spray bottle
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How exactly does one become a priest in the Deltarune universe? Who runs that church?
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Possessing a cat for an undetermined amount of time has had to have had an effect on Yomiel’s psyche. You got Sissel over doing the ‘sits in an armchair like an old man’ thing because of his stint of thinking they’re human, and meanwhile Yomiel is at the kitchen table suppressing the urge to bat his glass of water onto the floor.
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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
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what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
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colonel potter puts up with so much. imagine you’re a 60 something year old C.O. of a medical unit and you just had a talk with your head nurse about how she shouldn’t get drunk and beat up people. to which she replied “no thank you” and left
and youre just trying to eat your powdered eggs in peace then but the second she leaves your head surgeon sits right next to you (not even leaving breathing room between you two) and starts saying this
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i think the best way to adapt homestuck into a cartoon would be to go crazy over the top experimental with it, because you can in fact do very interesting things with animation once you step out of the classic episodic cartoon format
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