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back on my magneto shitposts

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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it

Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.

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my life lately

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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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Tom Riddle : Welcome to the "Fuck Dumbledore" club where we talk about how much we hate Albus Dumbledore

Gellert Grindelwald: *sweating* I have misunderstood the nature of this club

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Hey. I think I hate you.

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It's not like anyone expected Magneto to play fair. Charles may have graduated from Oxford, but they don't teach you how to play poker there.

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*Jason reluctantly comes to Dick for help*

Dick: Let me start out by saying thank you for being so vulnerable with me.

Jason: I hate you.

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i believe in possessive4possessive cherik but i think they're possessive in a different way. example:

Erik, who saw someone smile at Charles for 0.03 second: I want you to stay away from them

Charles: Love, i think that's a bit ridiculous. I'm sure they don't mean-

Erik, who is internally dying, because certainly this random ass person is better than him in every way, but also how dare they think they could ever deserve Charles, but also he's 80% sure that he's going to lose Charles now: If you don't i will kill them

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Charles, who overheard someone think about flirting with Erik 57 times during one evening, barely stopping himself from strangling them: Darling, i think you should avoid them if you can

Erik, who internally folded immediately, because CHARLES WANTS HIM TO ONLY BE HIS LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, but also if he doesn't disagree with Charles for 5 minutes he will die: Why? They seem nice

Charles, his eye twitching: Just please don't talk to them

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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

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Tommy giving the sapphire to Madame Barwell: It's cursed, take it

Madame Barwell: You'll have good luck from now on

Tommy still living the way he lives and experiencing tragedy on a daily if not weekly basis:

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Well, don’t you like it? No, I love it!