selfmademechanic

[selfmademechanic]

“I mean, really though. It’s a good name. We should keep it. You should keep it. We should also do magic shows.”

@selfmademechanic asked: "Hello Facial Hair Bro."

Meme Random Asks /// Always Accepting

Part of him wants to laugh. Part of him wants to complain. All of him wants to roll his eyes and release a heavy sigh, the force it took to lift his eyes to the sky in his exasperation was almost enough to make a sound. But, there was a smile tugging at one corner of his mouth.

"Really? This again? I thought you would drop that nickname."

[selfmademechanic]

tell  me  why  you  followed  my  blog  and  tell  me  what  made  you  stay. 

[selfmademechanic]

scoobythishitplease​:

“It was ONE time” he mumbled. A sigh escaping his lips for moment.

“Well I’ll book you for Morgan’s birthday.”

" Always have Flair for Dramatic"

[selfmademechanic]

scoobythishitplease​:

He laughed for moment “ Sure Tony Sure, and I work for kids magic shows”

“You do kid shows? Really? Morgan’s been wanting a magician at her birthday.”

" Always have Flair for Dramatic"

[selfmademechanic]

scoobythishitplease​:

“ I’m not” he groaned “ I thought you were dramatic one” he teased

“Me? No. I’m everyone’s loveable jokester.”

" Always have Flair for Dramatic"

[selfmademechanic]

“You look like you’re going to pass a kidney stone.”

" Always have Flair for Dramatic"

[selfmademechanic]

themechcnic​:

“Hasn’t stopped you yet, i mean if you want to continue by all means. I’ll take food as first love.”

“I’ve been trying...Stephen just doesn’t seem interested.”

[selfmademechanic]

themechcnic​:

“He does, but seeing how you’re flirting is going, I’m better off.”

“Oh I guess I’m terrible at it.”

[selfmademechanic]

tangledfate​:

–

Reaching for the little ball of paper, she once again bent low to the table. Going through the motions yet again of setting the little projectile up and aiming.

This time more force was applied to her sending of the football. And when it sailed over the bridge of his fingers, the blue skinned woman’s fists clenched as she half jolted in victory; almost smiling.

“You’re doing a great job.”

“You’re a good kid, well...you’re not exactly a kid are you? You’re an alien so...”

[selfmademechanic]

tangledfate​:

Continued from this for @selfmademechanic

Though she tried to look stoic, frustration crept into the angles of her face as she bent low to the table. One hand poised to flick the paper football as the other held it in place.

More than once her eyes flickered between his hands and her projectile. Whether guaging the distance or determining he wasn’t moving it was unclear. Another tension filled moment passed before finally she moved, flicking the football towards him only to cringe in frustration when it fell short.

“I would like to try again.”

“Go ahead,” he smiled, he wasn’t going to hold her to the typical rules. He just let her continue to flick the football. “I’m going to help you, I won’t move I promise.”

[selfmademechanic]

"Hands off." { from nebula }

"I'm not holding the football, go on you can get it in the goal."

[selfmademechanic]

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE QUOTES ASK MEMES !

“ i’ve never seen anything like you. “

“ move or you will be moved. “

“ hey, sailor. “

“ is there anything real about you? “

“ nevermind i take it back. “

“ i hate you. “

“ fine! do you want me to drive? “

“ man, shut the hell up. “

“ there’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. “

“ i’m with you till the end of the line. “

“ you are a hard person to get a hold of. “

“ there’s worse ways to go. “

“ got anything for me? “

“ please, stay. “

“ it’s not your fault. “

“ didn’t see that one coming? “

“ don’t do anything stupid till i get back. “

“ is it me you see? “

“ i adore you. “

“ we don’t want to kill you, but we will. “

“ let’s kick his ass. “

“ i had no idea if that was going to work. “

“ still think you’re the only monster? “

“ i’m not going to fight you. “

“ i’m always picking up after you. “

“ hands off. “

“ he was very hot. “

“ you’re all not worthy. “

“ maybe if you were more attractive it’d be less disturbing. “

“ hey what’s up everybody! “

“ c’mon use your words! “

“ i don’t even know who you are. “

“ what? no smile? “

“ you’re not going to stop. “

“ did i step on your moment? “

“ hows my hair? “

“ no, i didn’t. but i enjoyed it “

“ in my own defense that was last week. “

“ you look taller. “

“ i get in trouble a lot. “

“ it’s a big bunny relax about it! “

“ i’m going to pretend you didn’t say that. “

“ i said kneel! “

“ that tie looks real expensive. “

“ abort mission! “

“ i understood that reference. “

“ did you just nod off? “

“ that wasn’t so bad. “

“ i can’t see into the future i’m not a witch. “

“ all yours. “

“ kind of done with you telling me what to do. “

“ i can get by on my own. “

“ i’m going to miss these little talks of ours. “

“ don’t worry (pronoun)’s got help. “

“ yes, i think it works. “

“ then he stabbed me. “

“ (pronoun) made a different call. “

“ that’s not up to you. “

“ higher further faster baby. “

“ i’m turning into you. it’s a horrible dream. “

“ destiny arrives all the same. “

“ what makes you happy? “

“ you don’t want any part of this. “

“ do you even speak latin? “

“ i guess you go through me. “

“ anyone else? “

“ you and i remember budapest very differently! “

“ looks like you’re giving the orders now. “

“ piss off ghost! “

“ i know my worth. “

“ (pronoun)’s not alone. “

“ varies from moment to moment. “

“ surprise! “

“ i don’t see how that’s a party. “

“ if only (pronoun/name) could see you now. “

“ i thought you were dead. “

“ i retire for what? five minutes and everything goes to shit? “

“ and in return i’m going to let you keep your hand. “

“ you weren’t there. “

“ i like her. “

“ who the hell is ___? “

“ i don’t know if i’m worth all this. “

“ i need the other guy. “

“ i was attacked! “

“ compromise where you can, but where you can’t, don’t. “

“ i don’t feel so good. “

“ that’s not what everyone else sees. “

“ but i knew (pronoun)  “

“ believe it or not, it’s hard to find someone with shared life experience. “

“ do not touch me again. “

“ before you didn’t have me. “

“ i didn’t want you to be alone. “

“ i’m always angry. “

“ okay… that one’s on me. “

“ i’m not asking for permission. “

“ you still owe me a dance. “

“ none of this makes sense!” 

“ don’t take my stuff. “

“ if you stay here you’ll die. “

[selfmademechanic]

📭 Reblog if you want curious anons in your inbox! 📭

[selfmademechanic]

[selfmademechanic]

Let's do some magic? 😉😂

Dr. Strange Elsa.

Sooner or later, someone had to do it. 😂