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Why are some people so fucking dumb on the Internet? I just saw something like this again but worse.
There was a video of a teenage man and a teenage woman getting filmed at a sports stadium. Then a woman sitting next to them held there arm in front of them. The title was " the mother wasn't having it" I was confused and wondered if she didn't want her kids to be on camera, so I went to the comments.
Someone said, for explanation, the teenagers were siblings. I still didn't understand, and opened the comment thread.
There were a few "oh"s and I finally realised that it was a kiss cam.
Then there was a comment saying "I still don't get it" and that's completely fair. If it weren't for fanfiction I'd never know what that is. It's not something that's well known everywhere ans for all groups of people as you'd have to watch certain events like sport, or a concert, to see it.
Then there was a person answering them with "crazy". Well, there's always dumb people who think that what they know is something every single person should know, no matter how different they are.
The next person was nice and explained in detail what was going on. The there was this absolute dickhead laughing at that person, ans saying that they overexplained for nothing, because clearly the person bot getting it was joking. BECAUSE CLEARLY AND VERY OBVIOUSLY EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS EARTH KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING KISS CAM IS AND COULD NEVER BE CONFUSED ABOUT IT.
A few answers later the person who asked, thanked for the explanation, because, yes, they did in fact not know what was going on. Who would have guessed...
And yes, the words kiss cam were actually on the screen, but I also didn't see them until someone else in the comments pointed it out. Because sometimes, things that aren't in the focus tend to be overseen. And even if that person saw that, doesn't mean they would know what that is and what they expected to happen. It may seem obvious if you know. But some aren't that obvious. Especially in this case, if I wouldn't have known what a kiss cam was, I'd be questioning if they actually want people to kiss while being filmed. Kiss cams are really really super weird.
I was on Pinterest and saw this
Person A in the comments: asks for explanation
Person B answersing: gives an explanation
Person C answering Person B: "I think they knew that" (10 likes)
Person D answering Person C: "they clearly didn't if they asked" (12 likes)
?! What?! What did I just read? Why? Why did Person C have so many likes? I don't understand?!
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That's cool, but they get sorted into the junk mail folder now😭
AO3 now includes chapter name and title in emailed comments THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT authors no longer have to guess what chapter readers are screaming about based on their pitch EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU AO3 CODERS
#Hopefully I managed to make Outlook not do that#But it took various tries#I need to get another mail though to know if it worked#Didn't work the other tries#But it should work this time#I'm hopeful
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I just want Shran to be small. I know he isn't that much smaller, but I deliberately make him smaller than he is, because I want to 🤣
shran isn’t nearly as short as some of the fandom makes him seem but conversely i think shran would be hyperaware of how much shorter than archer he is. which makes it A Thing
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This. But with Data.

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Shran gave Archer that keychain

Keychain <-
#jonathan archer#thy’lek shran#shrancher#shrarcher#Shran tops most of the time#But Archer is huge for Andorian standards#And Shran loves it#Also Archer is really good in bed
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Malcolm and Trip?

#Personally I don't ship it#But that was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw this comment#star trek enterprise#trip tucker#malcolm reed#tuckerreed
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He did not come back yesterday. He did not come back today.
There weren't too many apples yesterday, so I still have space. But after today it's over. The only thing I can do now, is pile them up next to the others.
Also I realised some of the apples in the wooden boxes are starting to rot. He said I should throw the rotting apples away, and I did that. But I didn't throw the ones away, which just had small brown areas. But it's been a week, and those apples are starting to rot. But they're also buried under rons of newer apples...
I wonder when he comes back 😂 half of his apples probably have gone bad by that... If I see rotting apples, I throw them away, but I can't just look at all those apples.
Our landlord has apple trees in the garden. Every morning he comes to pick them up and put them in wooden basket-chest-thingies.
Friday a week ago, he asked me if I can do that this next week. I said sure! I asked him when I need to start and he joked about "weekend surgarge" and I was confused and asked again. He said Monday. He said he will leave me those wooden baskets to put the apples into. Perfect. No problem!
Now come saturday evening and, first problem, the garden is full of apples. I realise, he already is on vacation, and I needed to pick those apples up, so there won't be too many on monday morning. But that was a few minutes before dinner. So I picked up some apples. Not many, because the dinner was ready and after it I forgot.
(There was some personal drama on Sunday and Monday and I didn't pick up any apples, but that doesn't really matter. The person that feeds the upstairs neighbour's cats picked up some apples, so there weren't that many anymore)
On Tuesday I picked up all the apples. The problem: there were two boxes. Both were already kinda filled before I started to pick up apples. After that day, second problem, both were ALREADY FULL.
On Wednesday I picked up all the apples. Tried to stack them on top of the others and left the rest in my bucket in which I had gathered the apples.
On Thursday I took one planter thing I had, and put the apples in that. The rest of the apples I left in the bucket.
Today, Friday again, I found an old plastic shopping basket. I filled that thing. Now, I have the capacity left for one day of apples. But I don't know what to do if he doesn't come back tomorrow. I don't have any containers left 🤣😭

Look at this. There are two of these wooden things, filled to the brim. The green planter thing. And the red shopping basket. (and there's also my old doll bathtub full of pears, but that's just like 3 per day)
Roughly 4/5 of the red basket is the daily amount of apples. I can put maybe 2/3 of what already is in the basket in it again, and leave the rest in the blue bucket. But that's it. If I need to pick up apples on Sunday I would need the bucket again. Yes, I could walk around with it, but only until it's full. And it's probably halfway full on Saturday, if he doesn't come back by then 😫 why did he only leave two of those wooden things 😭 I literally needed twice as many.


Also enjoy those pics of a plum tree, which has literally no leaves, but still grew one single plum.
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Help
I drew how I imagine Andorian exoskeleton. Basically I drew a naked Andorian's torso from behind, and it includes the ass. And I have no idea what the guidelines for tumblr are on that. Some things seem to be okay, some are forbidden, but some seem forbidden, but noone cares? Could someone tell me if I need to cut that part of or if I can post it as it is.
Thanks anyone in advance.
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Our landlord has apple trees in the garden. Every morning he comes to pick them up and put them in wooden basket-chest-thingies.
Friday a week ago, he asked me if I can do that this next week. I said sure! I asked him when I need to start and he joked about "weekend surgarge" and I was confused and asked again. He said Monday. He said he will leave me those wooden baskets to put the apples into. Perfect. No problem!
Now come saturday evening and, first problem, the garden is full of apples. I realise, he already is on vacation, and I needed to pick those apples up, so there won't be too many on monday morning. But that was a few minutes before dinner. So I picked up some apples. Not many, because the dinner was ready and after it I forgot.
(There was some personal drama on Sunday and Monday and I didn't pick up any apples, but that doesn't really matter. The person that feeds the upstairs neighbour's cats picked up some apples, so there weren't that many anymore)
On Tuesday I picked up all the apples. The problem: there were two boxes. Both were already kinda filled before I started to pick up apples. After that day, second problem, both were ALREADY FULL.
On Wednesday I picked up all the apples. Tried to stack them on top of the others and left the rest in my bucket in which I had gathered the apples.
On Thursday I took one planter thing I had, and put the apples in that. The rest of the apples I left in the bucket.
Today, Friday again, I found an old plastic shopping basket. I filled that thing. Now, I have the capacity left for one day of apples. But I don't know what to do if he doesn't come back tomorrow. I don't have any containers left 🤣😭

Look at this. There are two of these wooden things, filled to the brim. The green planter thing. And the red shopping basket. (and there's also my old doll bathtub full of pears, but that's just like 3 per day)
Roughly 4/5 of the red basket is the daily amount of apples. I can put maybe 2/3 of what already is in the basket in it again, and leave the rest in the blue bucket. But that's it. If I need to pick up apples on Sunday I would need the bucket again. Yes, I could walk around with it, but only until it's full. And it's probably halfway full on Saturday, if he doesn't come back by then 😫 why did he only leave two of those wooden things 😭 I literally needed twice as many.


Also enjoy those pics of a plum tree, which has literally no leaves, but still grew one single plum.
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95% of the time Stargate Atlantis Season 3 Episode 3 Irresistible makes me wish Sheppard just punched at least one person in the face as hard as he can.
The other 5% are funny.
Oh my god. He just slightly punched Carson in the ribs 🤣 I think that's the most punching I'll get🤣
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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!
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According to the reviews the problem is, that the game seems to be for fee, but to actually play it, you have to pay the 9,99€. The free version only let's you play one game, which is made out of three mini rounds you can finish in a few minutes.
And it nowhere says in the play store that you only get this mini version. I tried to find anything about buying the full version. And the only thing I could find about paying the 9,99€ was this:

It also has a 39,99€... And it doesn't say what you get with those payments. Only that you pay that via the play store. That's what those letters say.
So the play store just tells you what a wonderful Pokémon App this is, and how you can knit Friends by playing so many puzzles. It's a complete scam. It definitely deserves that rating.
So, I saw an ad for Pokémon friends. It looked cute, so I googled it, to find out if it's for smartphone or switch

Apparently it's for both, but it had such a low rating, so I went to go to the play store, to see if it's really that low, and...

IT'S EVEN WORSE?!
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So, I saw an ad for Pokémon friends. It looked cute, so I googled it, to find out if it's for smartphone or switch

Apparently it's for both, but it had such a low rating, so I went to go to the play store, to see if it's really that low, and...

IT'S EVEN WORSE?!
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I wanna see a movie night on Enterprise NX-01 were they watch Independence Day. T'Pol's there. Phlox too. And of course Shran.
After it you can see T'Pol telling Trip, that it has been an interesting insight on how Humanity viewed Aliens back in the day.
Phlox philosophising about the anatomy of the Aliens to Hoshi and Malcolm who doesn't even listen, he's just thinking about all the explosions.
And Shran is asking Archer if that's really how they thought Aliens would be back then, and Archer explains to him, that that was just a movie, and that there are many more with different scenarios. That this was just for entertainment, not an "oh my god, what if this is how the first encounter with Aliens will happen".
I don't know how Travis would have reacted. I'm sorry. The 5 minutes screen time he got were not enough for me to know an accurate representation of him for this. Maybe someone knows and can add it.
#star trek enterprise#thy'lek shran#jonathan archer#t'pol#trip tucker#malcolm reed#hoshi sato#phlox#travis mayweather#independence day
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I had a guy in front of me once, who couldn't speak German, and he saw a special menu thing on there and he and the employee stood there for so damn long to discuss how he wanted it, because the only information of it was on that screen. It could have been so much easier, if it was on there permanently. He could have just pointed on it, and the employee could have pointed on it, and they'd be like yes, no, left right, or something. But every time, they did this, before they could agree on one, the image changed again. I don't blame him but it took so damn long🥲 it would have been way quicker if the images wouldn't change. Or at least have the special menu items constantly on the screen
fast food managers I know you love your fancy menu screens but please just put everything up there at once. literally no one wants to be halfway through reading the name of a sandwich and have the whole screen do a powerpoint animation to the coffee menu
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Uuuuh, today it only asked for the normal store log in.
But it minimised the window flr some reason after starting. I could just click on the icon in the taskbar and it resumed playing, but that was weird
When I started playing Sims 3 I just started it to play. Later suddenly I had to log into Origin every single time. Then they made the new EA App. I don't really remember hiw it had been then, but I had to start Sims 3 through the App. Like I clicked on Sims 3 Icon and it started the App. Now I wanted to play again.
I clicked on the Sims 3 Icon. Ot kinda opened the EA App, but only a small window where it said it's preparing the game or something. Then nothing happened and I had to click on the Icon three more times for something to happen. Then I had to log into the App. Then I started Sims 3 through the App. Then I needed to log into it again, TO ACCESS THE SIMS 3 DATA OF OLD GAMES ON MY COMPUTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! Then it started normally. Then it asked me again to log in, because I wasn't logged in and I wouldn't be able to have online functions during the game. What the hell is this?! Yes, the online function has been there since the beginning, but I'd think that logging in TWO TIMES should be enough
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When I started playing Sims 3 I just started it to play. Later suddenly I had to log into Origin every single time. Then they made the new EA App. I don't really remember hiw it had been then, but I had to start Sims 3 through the App. Like I clicked on Sims 3 Icon and it started the App. Now I wanted to play again.
I clicked on the Sims 3 Icon. Ot kinda opened the EA App, but only a small window where it said it's preparing the game or something. Then nothing happened and I had to click on the Icon three more times for something to happen. Then I had to log into the App. Then I started Sims 3 through the App. Then I needed to log into it again, TO ACCESS THE SIMS 3 DATA OF OLD GAMES ON MY COMPUTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! Then it started normally. Then it asked me again to log in, because I wasn't logged in and I wouldn't be able to have online functions during the game. What the hell is this?! Yes, the online function has been there since the beginning, but I'd think that logging in TWO TIMES should be enough
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