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How does this grocery store have but plugs and not apple juice!?

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I kinda wanna join a cult

Like, if some charismatic leader could show up and tell me the answer and what to do with my life that would be neat

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Being in therapy is not how I expected.

This man keeps encouraging me to lie to people more

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Are mummies just well preserved zombies? Is there lore?

In the mummy they're all about revenge. Maybe they're revenants with a cool theme?

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I was cleaning when I dropped something out my third floor window.

It was raining. There were two young boys standing under a tree. They called out to me, asked if I wanted to play their lottery

The boys held out hats full of folded paper slips. I took one from each

Through bright grins and unplacable accents they read out my fortunes

"You may never show happiness on your face" they told me

"You will not succeed"

I went back inside

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I'm sick and watching uneventful british reality tv.

In this episode of animal airport there was a call about a possible swan in distress, the guy investigating forgot a postit with the swans location on his desk and had to call a colleague. The swan was just chilling

10/10 fever entertainment

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Losing your voice sounds like a figure of speach but then you do the speaking thing with your noise making parts and there's just nothing

Where the Heck did my voice go?!

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secret third thing (Victorian Mystery Condiment)

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Lil fossils go click clack

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I love how often we find rocks covered in so many fossils that it is hard to see where one ends and the next begins.

I can't help but imagine this ancient earth teaming with life

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The Chronicles of Narnia is Isekai

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64 years ago today, the following notice was printed.

Stole two potatoes sentenced to three months.

Two potatoes have cost a 20 year old seaman three months of hard labour. He had been with his father at a cabin on Ljuster Island. The father had gone home but the sun stayed behind. In the evening he grew hungry and wanted a couple of potatoes with the can of pickled herring he had.

He broke into the neighbouring house and took a pair of potatoes as well as 73öre that were laying on a counter top. The court agreed with the prosecutor that this was pure theft.

Dagens Nyheter tisdagen den 30de december 1958

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The headplate of a little guy who was swimming around some 440 million years ago

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I don't so much mind children screaming in public.

Don't get me wrong, the sound is terribly grating. I feel real bad for the embarrassed parents of the loud child.

But really I don't mind because if I'm on a crowded buss or in a long line or surrounded by strangers,

I want to scream too

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I have yet to watch this show but... yeah, once you look into conspiracy theories it's usually just racism

I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW I LOVE THIS SHOW

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Trilobites shed their shells in pieces as they grew so you often find fossils of just one part. Here's a pretty neat tail section

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With this preperation you can really see the segmentation. These prehistoric squid would grow their shells one segment at a time