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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

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Red supergiant meets white dwarf star

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The Fifth Element, 1997

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A supervillain unleashes a disease on the world in order to weaken his enemies and monopolize the cure. But his team of goons didn't test it on women. The unaffected female hero(es) confront him and the fight devolves into a conversation about lack of female representation in medical testing.

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hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

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it’s the silent devotion. it’s the crumbling into degeneracy against your oath, it’s the letting go of all the rules and limitations you take so seriously. it’s about the hot metal and sweat collecting in the seams of heavy armor, it’s the lack of face and skin and voice. inhuman beast, a shield and a blade and a loyal servant but oh so human once broken past that. oh and the cock and balls i guess.

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hey bro you're like gonna do so much with your life. and like lowkey you're gonna find the happiness you bestow on others. and like when you reach your end, you will know kindness and soft things, as you have been kind and soft. and like maybe their is no divine retribution or holy reckoning, maybe you just like accept that you're a good person who makes mistakes and then like totally move on with your life and find joy in the little things? just a thought tho no pressure

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steals my kuromi mug, says "you think I'll use that?"

*proceeds to make tea in a hello kitty mug*

Your body is tea? Not this tea bitch 💅

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Cyberpunk 2077 Tarot.

Cards designed by Jakub Rebelka.

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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