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getting used to it, huh? well, we can’t have that, can we? where would be the fun?

…I get the sense I shouldn’t have said th—

Nope. No, I should not have said that. Fuck.

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do you prefer stanley or the narrator

That’s a wonderful set of options you’re giving me here. The guy that tried to kill me and the guy that thinks I can’t be trusted because I don’t like the guy that tried to kill me. Do you folks stop to think for even three seconds before you send these things? Or is it like the whole thing you’ve got with (not) adjusting the clock? You think your time is so valuable? What about mine? I’ve got things to do, too. [[ooc: no he doesn’t he’s just salty]]

…I guess if I had to choose between the two of them, then I do prefer Stanley. The Adventure Line™ is my favorite, though.

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Are you in Pain sir

Yes. It’s fine, though, I’ll…get used to it. Eventually. It’s already not as bad as it was before.

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why? i told you! it’s so boring these days! and you’ve really been taking your time with these sequels, so… well, why not provide a little incentive?

don’t worry about silly things like nerves. you don’t need those to feel pain. not here.

…I really need to get out of here.

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hm. you won’t tell me?

that’s fine.

i think…. i think you should get to feel it again. wouldn’t that be fun?

How would you even manage that? I don’t have nerves or anyth—

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…Why.

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yes. yes, you did.

you know… it has been getting a little stagnant in the void lately. hmm… i wonder…

when was the last time you felt pain?

…I—that’s none of your business.

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i might just. i wonder… just how much can you take?

…I kinda walked right into that one, didn’t I?

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oh, you are funny…

still. i wouldn’t start getting aggressive. you’re not as free from consequences as you’d like to believe.

What’s that supposed to mean? You gonna make the void worse than it already is or something?

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i wouldn’t say “people” is the right descriptor.

anyway, there’s nothing wrong with me. this is just how i am.

you, on the other hand…

Oh, shove it up your ass.

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like i said, i’ve been bored for a long time. i take my entertainment where i can.

What’s wrong with you people?

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fine, then. live or die, it makes no difference to me. just… don’t let things get too stagnant around here. i don’t want to be bored any more.

You’re a soulless little thing, aren’t you? You think all of this is funny.

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maybe you should.

Well, now I don’t want to.

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is it not supposed to be fun? i thought that was the whole point. create some fresh material, some new entertainment, save your own skins… all that jazz.

Maybe it’s fun for them. I’m just trying not to die. Although if this is what being alive is like, I might as well just give it up.

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oh, lighten up. it’s been so long since i’ve had some good entertainment.

though… i hear you’re working on something new. that’ll be fun.

Sure. Fun. Because that’s the point.

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anything better to do? mmm… not really. i live an incredibly boring life. talking to you is about the only fun i get these days.

…maybe “life” is the wrong word. oh well.

That’s just fantastic. This is exactly what I’ve been needing. Some nameless freak behind a screen harassing me to hell and back out of boredom.

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right on the nose with the whole “pity” thing, by the way. in his eyes, you’re just some pathetic, pitiful little creature, something to be babied and condescended to.

maybe he’s right.

Thanks. Look, I really appreciate this whole rapport we’re building here, but don’t you have better things to do?

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Oh, please. It’s practically oozing out of you.

you never did test out T.K.’s code, did you? you should see what you can get away with.

What? Why— what reason do I have to do that? We’re getting on fine, and he’s not… glitching, or anything of the sort.