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we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
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There's nothing wrong with it, i'm just ashamed💥
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wait can we make that a game. what does prev taste like ^_^
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when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.
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Speaking of work. I got assigned non binary by my boss??? Like she made it really clear when we were talking. I didn’t say anything bc I was in a bad mood bc of. My mistake. I never told her that she just??? Assumed???? I present as my assigned gender at work bc I’m not trying to get fired. Is this because I wear pants and like. Business shirts???????? Instead of women’s clothing???? I don’t… look like a stereotype. Not mad just rly funny
#GREAT#my poor supervisor at my last job. he was probably not expecting to play Woman or Metalhead#which is a trick question bc i am neither. but i was wearing a ghost shirt and had long hair at the time#now i look like a haunted mid-century doll
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In case it's not common, reading is a part of your job as a writer.
Not every reader is a writer, but every writer MUST be a reader. Reading inspires you, motivates you, and keeps your creativity flowing. Make sure to read more than you write.
#and yes this includes reading bad stuff.#so you know what not to do / what you might want to do to get an Effect
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got to the kyle xy episode that's like THE major lore drop for my guy and i feel like going out into the garden and rolling around in the big hole at the end of one of the garden beds (there is grass there) (i have a big ol contact allergy to grass) (i will get hives super bad)
#.:. words from a bird (chirps)#.:. my higher power (tom)#as it is i have to keep pausing to put my face in my hands and take a few deep breaths#HOW MUCH OF THIS IS LYING TO KEEP INFO OUT OF THE WRONG HANDS AND HOW MUCH OF IT IS REAL!!!!!! GAH#i need to create a Lurkment Patch in the dirt and lay in there and say SKEHHHH. do you understand.
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this could be the snart of something big
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palestinian families that need help*
*all fundraisers have been vetted unless stated otherwise
1: @aiamajdoub / gofundme
2: @nader202-3 and @sally2033 / fundraiser
3: @helpjudy / gofundme
4: @mohammed-family / gofundme
5: @yasminfamilysblog / gofundme
6: @nazmy03 / gofundme
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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank
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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.
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tracked down my missing switch and its case. why did i have chicken bouillon cubes in there???
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smootie :)
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like many others of my kind i used to be the dog when roleplaying house with cousins but on top of that i was also obsessed with dying like every 5 minutes. id keel over and die of old age or pretend a car ran me over and id do it so often my cousins would beg me to stop killing myself cuz it was getting annoying
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is he, you know, [making a gesture that strangely perfectly conveys the sadness of a child orphaned by a car accident]
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