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very normal non sexual hobby

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i opened the reblog menu with the intention of putting this on main. but last thing i reblogged was to this blog. and i was like. yeah sure it can go here why not. i DO wanna fuck the house, so...

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@hajime_shibari

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Veszelyite

Photo Credit: tak_collection

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I had a dream about a house that genuinely terrified me.

it looked normal from the outside, and lured people inside on the basis of entertainment (think: escape rooms). but once you were in, it kept you. and going from room to room, you’d find the house was much larger than it initially appeared. like implausibly large, with some rooms leading to indoor plazas, complete with water fountains. and the house had to be appeased; if it liked you, it might let you leave (eventually). and if it didn’t like you, it directed the Bad Things in the house to your location. as you explored the house, you’d hear the Bad Things passing through adjacent rooms.

I was in a group of people, and out of them, the house liked me best. so it kept letting me catch glimpses of the front door, down hallways. I was trying to decide whether to run for the door, and risk infuriating the house, when I woke up.

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obligatory request for @sexiest-objects-tournament and @gemstone-of-the-day

Name: sexiest-objects-tournament

Function: holds polls to determine the most attractive objects, colors, and more

Notes: Mmm pinao🎹

Name: gemstone-of-the-day

Function: posts a different gemstone every day

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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I'm the heavy machinery you shouldn't operate on certain drugs but I say it's okay to operate me anyway you like

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Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

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my urge to make an illustration with the top 4 sexiest colors vs the fact that theyre all SUPER DARK so id have to fuck with the value. hell world

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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….

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Extruding pasta

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in the 2000s you got called metrosexual just for wanting tuo fuck the underground,trains

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saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

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I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building

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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)