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I made some low quality sfth as text post, so enjoy

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SOPHIE MADE IT INTO AN EDIT

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"Luke is everything

Sam is just Sam"

Inspiring this parody: I'm just Sam

Doesn't seem matter what bits I do

Or how much I kiss Luke

No one knows how hard I try, oh-oh I

I have humour that nobody gets

It's bordeline at best

(Most) of my life I'm quite polite

But they may sit on my neck tonight

Cause I'm just sam!

My female characters are all tens

Is it my destiny to live bringing joy to insane hundreds?

I'm just Sam

One time I drank raw eggs

What'll it take for them to see the man behind the flanny

And make out with me

I wanna know what it's like to live, to be a real being?

Is arson a crime? Can I set off fire alarms on the ceiling?

And do I exist, or is everybody just dreaming?

The chat likes Jay more

Can you feel the Sam-ergy?

Midnight approaches, Sam-ergy

Can you feel the Sam-ergy?

The box it shakes, Sam-ergy

Cause I'm just sam!

Anywhere else I'd soon be banned

Is it my destiny to live bringing joy to insane hundreds?

I'm just Sam

One time I drank raw eggs

What'll it take for them to see the man behind the flanny

And make out with me

I'm just Sam (my beard is rough)

My characters are enough

Like dav-id, Creature Hans and Scots Batman

They're all Sam (And so are they)

With Luke manning by my side

AJ, Tom Mayo, Jo and Teo

Baby, I'm just Sam!

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Help. What.

Insanely young sfth compilation pt 2

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Thank you so much for this blog, truly a blessing upon this hellsite.

AHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU LOVELY 💛💛💛

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Preach

i love shoot from the hip so much <333

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GUESS WHAT?!?

An incredible person (who may be on Tumblr I don't know)

Made my Hamilton lyrics into an edit

And someone else made fanarts!!

Check it out it's soo good!!

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We'll never know what tommo was doing that day...

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Just a brief plug for....

The SFTH discord!

You may have noticed I haven't been as active recently

As well as school etc I met these awesome people

Who unbelievably all like SFTH too

Join if you want to join some insane lovely people

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Compilation of all of my SFTH squid boi parodys

Tom: Squid boi

He's a squid boi

And he won't go far

Because a squid boi doesn't have legs

I bet he tastes like a calamari

I bet he tastes like an old salami

He's a squid boi

✨squid boi✨

Slinkyboi: Luke

He's a slinkyboi

And he won't get far

Because a slinky boi is mostly spring

I bet he jumps higher than anybody

I bet he boings around like a bungee

He's a slinkyboi

✨Slinkyboi✨

AJ: Cat boi

He's a cat boi

And he won't get far

Because a cat boi is a pussy

I bet he likes to eat quite strangely

I bet he fights like Muhammed Ali

He's a cat boi

✨Cat boi✨

Sam: Creature-boi

He's a creature-boi

And he won't get far

Because his town doesn't have a name

I bet he can drag away bodies

I bet he's great at fetching dildos

He's a creature-boi

✨Creature-boi✨

Jays Cactus OC

He's a cactus boi

And he won't go far

Because a cactus boi doesn't have legs

I bet he gives excellent hugs

I bet he fits lots in his backpack

He's a cactus boi

✨Cactus boi✨

Drag Duck: duck in drag like pip dream

he's a drag duck

And hes going far

Because a drag duck is fucking awesome

I bet he is earns bread for his dancing

I bet he quacks along to chaise lounge

He's a drag duck

✨Drag duck✨

Ducky bois: Based off SFTH fanart

They are ducky bois

And they won't go far

Because duck bois love their bread

I bet they are *evolved* mallards

I bet they are the loudest quackers

They are duck bois

✨Duck bois✨

Saucy boi: Tom Mayo

He's a saucy boi

And he won't get far

Because a saucy boi's name sounds fake

I bet he tastes like tomato sauce

I bet he tastes like mayonnaisey

He's a saucy boi

✨Saucy boi✨

Egg boi: HM I WONDER WHO THIS IS ABOUT

He's an egg boi

And he won't get far

Because this egg boi is often confused

I bet he is very shiny

I bet he goes well with mayo

He's an egg boi

✨ Egg boi✨

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Below: a parody of Alexander Hamilton... Dedicated to AJ

How does a part-french, balded son of Susan

And a Phil J, spawned in the middle of a forgotten pond in Londoninium

By a full moon, sunk too soon, in water, grow up to be a tech king and a writer?

The impro-viser

Found a small group and a visor

He became the games deviser, the improv harmonizer, a constant story reviser

With his new allies, by ‘20 they placed him in charge of the facebook live

And everyday while he was unspawned under the waves

He was brave, waited and kept his shell up

Inside he was longing for something to be a part of

The moon egg was ready to kneel to new masters

Then a cheesecake came, and revelation reigned

Our man saw his future and all he could gain

Stuck eggshell on his temple, connected it to his brain

And he wrote his first game, a silly little refrain

Well the word got around, they said

"This kid is insane, man!"

Joined a little group and then they went to monologueslam

"Display your lunacy and don't forget from whence you came

And the world's gonna know your name. What's your name man?"

Jalexander Aeremy

My name is Jallexander Aeromy

And there's a million thing I haven't done

But just you wait, just you wait

In 2020, Covid hit, it was shit, home bidden

2 years later, see Jalexx and his friends jokes hidden

Alone, sitting in their own rooms, shots consume-d

And they got out but economy went boom

Moved out to Bill Murray, live comedy started up again

Left them with a growing pride, something new inside

A voice saying, "Jalex you gotta just be yourself"

He started throwing and confusing every member in the group

There woulda been nothing left to do for people less chaotic

He woulda been left and idiotic suggesting things like “it’s erotic”

Started learning, earning quotes and charismatic characters

Making hare sweaters, be careful, all these funny bits and more

Stabbing up every Nazi he can get his hands on

Insulting Sam and Batman, see him now as he stands with

With an alien cock, or chilling with Susan

In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam

(In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam) Just you wait

(In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam) Just you wait

In the discord chat they call him Apple Jam

In the discord (Discord)

Just you wait!

Jalexandrr Aerommy (Jalixandor Aeromi), we're waiting in the streams for you (waiting in the streams for you)

You made Kath drink your scent, you make a mean Jamie. O-Li-Verrrr

Oh, Jallixandr Aerromy (Jalexander Aeromy), when Sommerset sings for you

Will they know how bald you became?

Will they know you rewrote the games?

The world will never be same, oh

The long johns strike is on now, see if you can spot him

Another striker refusing to leave the small bar

His enemy is the milkman, Americans they help him

Discord GC: We stanned him

KBF: Me? I disguised him

Sam: Me? I kissed him

Tom: Me? I rescued him

Luke: And me? I'm the damn fool that shot him

Lukes methods were unusual

But just you wait

What's your name man?

JAlexander Aearomy!

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✨ Incredible✨

Eldritch being fanart for a lil improv group called Shoot From The Hip ^_^

Full of in-jokes from the discord, just posting it here for people to look at and go 'huh :)'

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Sam: AJ be Henry VII

AJ: Henry. Uhhhh. Yes. Can do that for sure

I'm not googling him rn no no ofc not

These pictures all have red hair ok ok

Ooh check me out that seems good

Oh and he's a KING! And killed lots of women or sth. Look at me go. I've got this.

Omnipotent narrator: Reader, he did not get this.

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AJ stays with Luke ♪ Banger song, Luke.

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✨HIM✨

Enjoy this edit I made yesterday

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✨La Casa de Luke✨

I'd want to visit Luke's house. NO Sams allowed though. Especially that one guy who wears plaid, specifically red.

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Tom... Buddy...