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btw guys managing your symptoms also means apologizing for things you didn't mean to do. sometimes you do things because of your disorders that you genuinely didn't mean to do, but if it hurt someone you still have to take accountability and make up for the hurt you caused

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this is immensely funny to me

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phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

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It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.

You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.

You try to believe it.

(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)

You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).

One morning you cut yourself while shaving.

There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.

You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.

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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

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Wait that’s fucking weird lol

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One of the most exhausting “ethical dog breeder” arguments I see alllllll over is “an ethical breeder makes you sign a contract that they’ll take the dog back at any time ever!! It’s a contract!!!! An agreement!!”

Y’all never heard of a cute little thing called “breach of contract?” This magical “take the dog back” contract is not some immutable guarantee. It’s a contract. One that either the buyer (who dumps the dog or offloads it into a shelter) or the seller (who refuses to take the dog back) can breach. It’s an agreement, not a magical ethical cleanse.

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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this is a sign to update your wips

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rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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Somebody ate a hole in the flour.

Any idea who it could be?

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people with breasts who don’t want to wear a bra aren’t doing anything wrong by going braless and quite frankly their boob situation is none of your business to begin with.

wearing a bra is a personal choice just like wearing any other garment of clothing is. no one is under any obligation to harness their breasts—they are not being “disrespectful” or anything else negative by not wearing a bra. you, however, are being disrespectful if you give people who prefer to go braless shit for doing so.

if you have an issue with it, stop looking at their chest and mind your own damn business. problem solved.

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“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that