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My first official post ft. Logan from COD: Ghosts!!!

Idk if I’ll use Tumblr that much but we’ll see how this post does

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“𝙸𝚏 𝙰𝚓𝚊𝚡 𝚑𝚊𝚍 ��𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚍” 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚏𝚒𝚌

[INT. GHOSTS SAFEHOUSE – HOLDING ROOM]

Rorke, captured, restrained to a steel chair. Bloodied but still smug. The room is tense. Dim light. Keegan, Hesh, Logan, Merrick... and Ajax.

Merrick: "We brought him in for intel." Ajax: "Good. 'Cause I'm about to extract something alright." Keegan: "Don’t." Hesh: "Please do."

Ajax steps into the room like it’s a comedy roast special. Rorke glares up at him, cocky.

Rorke: “You Ghosts never learn. Still playing soldier?” Ajax: “You talk a lot for someone who looks like the final boss of a Lowe’s lumber aisle.”

[VINE BOOM]

Logan: Chokes Hesh: Leans against wall, wheezing

Ajax: “Why you always got that du-rag on, huh? You hiding classified coordinates under there or your receding hairline?”

[VINE BOOM ×2]

Rorke: Visibly offended Keegan: Turns slowly away to hide a smirk

Ajax: “You ain't scary. You look like if Dom Toretto got kicked out the family and the Fast franchise.” Hesh: “OHHHHHHH!!!” Logan: “HE DID NOT—”

[VINE BOOM + AIRHORN]

Rorke: “You think you’re funny?” Ajax: “Nah. But you do, trying to look intimidating when you built like a Home Depot bucket with daddy issues.”

[VINE BOOM (bass boosted)]

Keegan: “Stop. I’m trying to interrogate him professionally.” Hesh: “You said 'professionally,' and yet you’re crying.”

Ajax: “Let me ask you something, Rorke. When you switched to the Federation—was that before or after your barber switched careers?”

Rorke: “Shut your—” Ajax: “Make me, Mr. Clean with unresolved trauma!”

[EXPLOSION GIF EMOTIONALLY]

Logan: On the floor, wheezing like a kettle Hesh: Screaming into a tactical vest Keegan: “...I’m filing this under enhanced interrogation.”

Merrick (in the doorway): “Did he talk?” Keegan: “Not yet. But his soul left his body about three roasts ago.”

Riley: barks once. Approves. Rorke: ...Visibly questioning his life choices.

[FINAL ROAST – Ajax drops mic (literally a flashlight)]

Ajax: “Wrap it up. I got more burns than he got brain cells. Put his bald-headed Google Earth skull in holding before I call the Ghosts back for a second round.”

[VINE BOOM – DOOR SLAMS – FADE OUT]

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Dude just let them have the cupcakes man

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Imagine everything still the same except Elias didn't get to save David and Logan from the burning building during the attack. He finds out after that they went back and now he goes thinking that both of his kids died only to find out later that they lived. Man would have a kill bounty on Rorke.

Imagine the walker brothers going into that building, not finding their father, and live. Imagine what would happen, how much shit they would stir cause all they know it that the guy they saw in no man's land just attacked their home and killed their father. Said father that kept them controlled. They would go on a revenge streak only to see their father alive and well.

The amount of shock from both parties would equal that Spiderman meme.

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Is it better if I apologize in advance for this???

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Fun little doodle

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Forgot to post this oops

I got the reference picture engraved in my mind now

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☀️🌊☀️Ta Da! You have been blessed for you to have an amazing summer in your fandom, send this to 5 or so other Mutuals as well to Bless them to have an amazing fandom summer as well. Keep The Game Going☀️🌊☀️

Aww thanks

Here’s a Keegan for you

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Rhhhhghhh give Hesh the fear of drowning post beach… yo since he got knocked the fuck out and Logan had to drag his ass onto the beach. He was under for a good damn minute so there’s no way he didn’t get water someplace it’s not supposed to be.

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Happy Federation Day

Thanks @keeganrussmybeloved for reminding me and others

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Y’all with these angst/sad edits of CoD Ghosts…Yall usernames are officially going in the handwritten note I leave behind before vanishing and get you involved in a mystery case of me missing

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And keep Gaz in it! Dont go switching. Gaz is so goated and they keep knocking him out

I will say it again and Keep saying it till i die and die on that hill:

STOP👏🏻. PUTTING👏🏻. KEEGAN👏🏻. IN👏🏻. MW2👏🏻. TIMELINE👏🏻.

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I will say it again and Keep saying it till i die and die on that hill:

STOP👏🏻. PUTTING👏🏻. KEEGAN👏🏻. IN👏🏻. MW2👏🏻. TIMELINE👏🏻.

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Was rewatching a Ghosts play through and forgot Merrick fell

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My collection of "Logan are you seeing this shit"

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This is now canon

Headcannoning that Keegan and Ajax called Merrick Papa Smurf because of the beard and bald head. Hesh and Logan only made it worse when they joined.