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What's this beer shit? I only drink hearty, frothing, mugs of NORD MEAD

Yay!

“Hey Ho to the bottle I go To heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall the wind may blow but there still be a many miles to go. Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain! The sort that flows from hill to plain! Better than rushing stream or babbling brook a mug of beer in this old Took!”

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James Blunt

Does anybody else listen to James Blunt's Back to Bedlam and cry?

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Just Once (Dovahzul)

Dreh hi lokal zey? Zu'u mindok hi Dreh ni, nuz gein sul Zu'u buriis hi fen saag geh.

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The Elder Scrols V: Skyrim. The Many Amulets of Skyrim. Concept Art by Ray Lederer.

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Fox News

Sometimes when I'm feeling down, I like to watch fox news, even though that usually makes me angry because of how stupid they are. But then I jack off and all is good.

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I see people on tumblr trying to be deep (including me...sometimes), and honestly, it's like trying to be a girl scout in Detroit.

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Anybody There?

I've been doing some thinking, does anybody see my posts? Or scroll through my profile? Probably not, never gotten a note in my life. But oh well, I'll live, and keep posting I guess. But, if by chance somebody's out there, like this post, or republish it, or comment, anything, give me a sign? Please? Anybody out there?

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Dovahzul

Fod hein zahreik helt dron, ahrk hein sumaas ahzaal kun ko su, fos fen meiz do hei? Lost hein koraak geges? Fen hei shur wah Gosvern? Fen hei biis fah hein qeln? Fen hei zeyda ahzaal wah agos? Nimun nuz hei fen mindok, dahik svaangein dir enerah. Dreh nii saadgaar orin hiitir ahst tol greivah?

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What if you have too many ships to captain them all?

Ships

I read a quote once reading"if your ship hasn’t come to port then swim out to it" what a load of shit. You should captain your own ship. I think there is much more wisdom in the quote “we will scare them so bad they will wet themselves with blood” from le mis

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What if you have too many ships to captain?

Ships

I read a quote once reading"if your ship hasn’t come to port then swim out to it" what a load of shit. You should captain your own ship. I think there is much more wisdom in the quote “we will scare them so bad they will wet themselves with blood” from le mis

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Just tell me if this blinds you or makes you mad, thanks.

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God(s)

I have this weird spin off of Christianity where there’s God, and in heaven everybody has their own personal heaven, well in their heavens’ their religions are the true ones, whether that be Bhuddist or, like me, the Nine Divines, so, in a way, all religions are true.

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I'm about as deep as a puddle, that turns out to be a portal to another dimension. What I'm saying is, don't step in puddles cause you'll fall into a parallel universe. Be careful out there.

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Elders

People always tell me to respect my elders, but that's kind of hard when my grandma calls broken beer bottles "Nigger knives" and spends all day playing Internet poker.

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I literally sat here for a solid five minutes thinking of what to write and finally said fuck it, this'll do.

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Concert

I went to a Slayer, Hellyeah! And King Diamond concert last night and my head feels like someone's been punching it all night and I can't hear a thing but it was soooo worth it! And every five minutes someone in the crowd would yell "FUCK YEAH SLAYER!"

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Fun

You know what would be fun? Getting crazy rich and then just bumming in front of a gas station with a friend like Jay and Silent Bob.