Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Let me pour some coffee in this feeder so I can sip it with my tongue
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Dental care is important, especially after I chugged a whole soda can and left it in the car
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They make the ashtrays bigger and bigger, nowadays
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Hey, roll a spliff and make sure the next one renting this car knows it. Know what? Smoke it in the car, in case it's to dark to see the dirt.
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Please, don't mind me spilling coffee everywhere, I'm a filthy uneducated fu*k.
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"I'm glad I don't have to buy a car and can make a mess in one that doesn't belong to me."
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