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Mayhaps

I think he might like bees... not totally sure tho

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I didn't think I could be any more obsessed with Phia Saban than I already was but now she’s admitted to looking at nsfw house of the dragon fanart and sending them to Tom Glynn Carney and it’s that sort of unhinged behaviour that truly breeds love in my heart

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Aegon barely being fluent in what should be his native language is so fucking funny!

He was making barely coherent sentences like a toddler and I couldn’t help but want to congratulate him and pat him on the back for even saying words at all.

Meanwhile Aemond was sitting there with a cunty smirk like “yeah, bitch. This is your great king.”

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IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FROM THE BROTHEL SCENE OMFG AEMOND WFJCDEYCEEV

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You know what really sets the mood for sexy time? The days following the murder of your grandson, really sets fire in the loins.

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Alicent seeing her son sobbing over his son’s death: Fuck this shit, I’m out. I don’t know what the fuck just happened, but I don’t really care — imma get the fuck up outta here ✌️😙

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Otto Hightower really is living up to The Lorax’s absolute banger of a song: “You can’t reap what you don’t sow” cuz damn did he fuck around and is now finding out!

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I feel so bad for Vizzy T. Bro died and then in whatever realm of existence he found himself in after death, he has to watch his family obliterate one another.

Oh, and bro was definitely heaving and sobbing as he watched Aegon destroy his lego set.

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Team Green this. Team Black that. Blah blah blah.

Have you considered that maybe I’m team sexy people? Have you considered that maybe I’m a whore?

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feeling a little insane

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We love a vampiric king

The girl in the photo said that Ewan was bothered by the sun and needed a hat lmao gotta keep that Victorian translucent paleness safe and sound

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Torn between hating Alys because she took Aemond away but also accepting it because if I whitewash myself and also pretend I have green eyes then I’m basically her so I guess I can pretend

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Masterlist [HOTD]

Writings by an anonymous Maester

The History of the Greater and the Lesser Houses

Illustrious Houses of Westeros in the days of King Viserys I Targaryen

HOUSE TARGARYEN | The Royal Family | The Greens & The Blacks HOUSE BARATHEON HOUSE VELARYON HOUSE HIGHTOWER HOUSE STRONG HOUSE LANNISTER

Dragons & Their Riders

1.CARAXES 2.SYRAX 3.SEASMOKE 4.VHAGAR 5.MELEYS 6.VERMAX 7.ARRAX 8.MOONDANCER 9.SUNFYRE 10.DREAMFYRE 11.TESSARION 12.TYRAXES 13.VERMITHOR

Important positions in the court of King Viserys I Targaryen

KINGSGUARD SMALL COUNCIL

Events that went down in History during the Reign of Viserys I Targaryen

1. The Heir's Tournament 2. King Viserys I Targaryen proclaims Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen as his heir 3. Princess Rhaenyra appoints new member of the Kingsguard 4. The royal hunt held to honor Prince Aegon Targaryen's second nameday 5. Princess Rhaenyra's tour to choose her Prince Consort 6. Opening banquet of the week-long celebration of the Royal Wedding between the princess Rhaenyra Targaryen and Ser Laenor Velaryon 7. The royal audience to decide Driftmark's succession 8. The Hand of the King gathers the nobles to receive their allegiance to King Aegon II

Armors of the Seven Kingdoms

Kingsguard armor through the ages Armors of House Hightower Armors of House Velaryon Armors of House Targaryen Armors of House Baratheon Armors of House Strong Armors of House Royce

Crowns and jewelry in Westeros and Essos

Crowns of Kings and Queens of Westeros Queen Aemma Arryn jewelry Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen jewelry in her youth (old blog) Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen jewelry (old blog) Queen Alicent Hightower jewelry in her youth Queen Alicent Hightower jewelry Princess Rhaenys Targaryen jewelry Lady Laena Velaryon jewelry Princess Helaena Targaryen jewelry Lady Baela Targaryen jewelry Lady Rhaena Targaryen jewelry

Fashion in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond the Narrow Sea

Wedding gowns in the Seven Kingdoms Ladies Nightdresses and Nightgowns Ladies coats and cloaks [part 1 - part 2 - part 3] Prince Daemon Targaryen attires King Viserys Targaryen attires Lord Corlys Velaryon attires Ser Otto Hightower attires Lord Lyonel Strong attires Ser Laenor Velaryon attires

Weddings on the Four Continents

A wedding under the light of the Seven A northern wedding in the Godswood A Dothraki wedding in the heart of the Khalasar A Valyrian wedding of Fire and Blood

Funerals in the Seven Kingdoms and beyond

A Targaryen funeral A Velaryon funeral The Stark Crypt Death under the light of the Seven Funeral precided by a priest of the Drowned God A Dothraki funeral Funeral for the Free Folk A Tully funeral

The Dance of the Dragons

The Green Council The Black Council

Words of a bard Who Never Was

Thoughts never spoken

Rhaenyra & Harwin "all these years" Rhaenyra & Daemon "we are not alone" Rhaenyra & Daemon "their own little world" Rhaenyra & Daemon "prince and princess at the small council" Viserys & Daemon "mother's favorite" Daemon "Daemon's move" Daemon "Daemon's play" Daemon "You don't want to wake the dragon, do you?" Harwin & Laena "purest death" Rhaenyra & Alicent "she is my sole comfort" Rhaenyra & Aegon "never enough" Daemon & Rhaenys "why do you cut me so deeply?" Daemon & Aemond "parallelisms" Lyonel & Eddard "the honorable Hand of the King" Otto & Helaena "Otto's little princess" Alicent & Aemond "like mother like son" Rhaenyra & Jacaerys and Lucerys "like mother like son(s)" Rhaenyra & Alicent "unworthy of the court" Viserys & Rhaenyra "unworthy of the court 2" Daemon & Tyrion "uncles teaching lessons to Kings & Queens"

Whispers of the Court

What happened at the wedding of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen & Ser Laenor Velaryon? [Headcanons] on the pregnancies of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen Ser Criston Cole on, Is that the behavior of a Kingsguard? [Headcanons] about Rhaena Targaryen and Vhagar

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Masterlist

House Of The Dragon

🧁 Napoleonville: 1980s au in Louisiana, Aemond Targaryen x reader

🦀 When The World Is Crashing Down: Aegon Targaryen x reader

☄️ Comet Donati: Boy band au, Aegon Targaryen x reader x Aemond Targaryen

🌹 Now I’m Covered In You: Wars of the Roses au, Aemond Targaryen x reader

❄️ North To The Future: 1990s au in Alaska, Aegon Targaryen x reader

🐉 Have You No Idea That You’re In Deep?: Aemond Targaryen x reader

Queen/BoRhap

👑 We Were Something, Don’t You Think So?: BoRhap cast, Russian Revolution au, Ben Hardy x reader

🕯️ 72 Hours In Montreal: Queen, John Deacon x reader

⚾ Eccentricity: BoRhap cast, supernatural au inspired by Twilight, Joe Mazzello x reader

🌊 But You Can Never Leave: Queen, Roger Taylor x reader x John Deacon

🦖 Baby You Were My Picket Fence: BoRhap cast, Ben Hardy x reader x Gwilym Lee

🌌 Twenty-Seven Steps: BoRhap, John Deacon x oc x Roger Taylor

💜 One-Shots/Requests:

Your Clothes Say Different (Ben Hardy x reader)

It’s Lonely Out In Space (Request: The Queen boys discover you can sing)

Superheroes By Day (short comedic Queen fic)

Fine Dining (Request: Queen’s Picnic at Garden Lodge)

The Answer (Request: Joe Mazzello helps talk you out of a terrible idea)

Callbacks & Cannoli Cake (Request: a romantic moment with Joe Mazzello)

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I’m turning 20 on Saturday and I don’t know how to feel about my teenage years coming to an end :(

All I know is that I’ll have more responsibilities and still be squealing and kicking my feet at some cheesy romantic fanfiction while actively trying to continue pursuing my degree in zoology

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Best friends father

Heavily based on best friends brother from victorious lmfao. But this is a very funny request that you can find here

(gif not mine:)

Pairing: Thranduil x Elf!reader

Summary: Legolas and Thranduil have no idea of each others roles in your life

Warnings: none

Category: fluff, fluff, and more fluff

Word count: 1.6k

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Twisting branches hovered high above her and all around her, whistles of the wind through the trees lingered through her ears like an eerie song sung just for her. She glanced around the path, knowing he was out there somewhere, he played this game with her all the time. However this time she was determined to win it. She felt chills crawl up her spine and she nocked an arrow in the blink of an eye, turning her body and releasing the arrow further up.

He felt the brush of the arrow graze his arm and he knew she had won. He swung from branch to branch and landed in front of her on his two feet, she watched his hair fall down back into place perfectly and she giggled, crossing her arms. “You know what, I'll give that one to you. I'm impressed.” He swung his bow back over his shoulder.

“Legolas it is quite rude to underestimate a lady” She told the white haired elf who stared down at her in amusement. “Sorry…if i'm not mistaken, i've won every single time, until now. So I think it was fair” Legolas joked back, only poking at you playfully.

She’d known Legolas for a good thousand years by now, they met during a trading with Imladris and since then they were glued together at the hip. Best friends some would say but if you asked her, she'd tell you he's some silly dumb ass who doesn't know how to handle his elven wine. 

“You just insist on making sure i know you're better than me.'' She gave him a playful eyeroll and began their walk back to the main palace, knowing they both have duties to tend to. “I assume once we return you'll be going off with your mystery lover?” Legolas teased, knowing lately she'd been quite infatuated and busied with her new asset. He was glad she had finally found someone in her life, he felt like a proud brother. (the irony im so sorry)

“You'd be correct, elf boy. Hopefully he's feeling extra nice today..” She teased, knowing Legolas hated hearing the descriptive details of their relationship. 

Legolas groaned in agony and shook his head at her suggestive and very unnecessary comment. “I have never met a more interesting creature.” He used his index finger to push at her shoulder jokingly as they approached the main gates. She gave him a playful smile and chuckled to herself as the guards let them into the kingdom.

“Farewell my friend, late nightfall?” Legolas spoke as he began to walk in the opposite direction of her, waiting for her reply before he turned around. 

“Late nightfall it is! Don't miss me too much!” 

She bowed to him dramatically and watched him turn around and walk off, she did the same. Only she waited until he was completely out of her sight before she began walking to the palace, her head facing the ground to hide from onlookers. Not that it necessarily mattered, however she wouldn't appreciate it if someone decided to gossip to the prince of her private whereabouts. She made her way down the main hall to the throne room, the guards allowing her through with the command of the king. 

She saw him perched upon his beautiful throne, his autumn crown complimenting his head and his blinding white hair fell down his shoulders perfectly, not one hair out of place. He was always a sight to see no matter how many times she'd see him. 

He caught her scent long before she even entered the throne room, his head positioned downward at the elf that approached him, her sweet presence instantly making his whole body relax from its usual tense state.

 “It is more than a pleasure to see you here, for I have missed you dearly.” his deep voice boomed throughout the entire room as he stood up and began descending from the stairs to meet her at the bottom.

 “It was like trying to swat a fly from your drink trying to get rid of him” she chuckled and met him halfway, looking up at him while his arms wrapped around her waist tenderly, pulling her flush against his body in a warm embrace. He ran a hand down the back of her head, smoothing down her hair as he placed a kiss on her forehead. “He seems persistent” he said, a bit jealous of her other companion no matter how many times she would reassure him it's not like that, nor will it ever be.

She just gave him a feigned look of annoyance and brought a hand up to place on his cheek, her thumb caressing his cheekbone gently. “My dear Thranduil, soon you will see the silliness of your jealousy.” she teased him, knowing he hated being called out on his feelings. “Do you insist on making me miserable, my lady?” He gave her a heartfelt smile and placed a hand on her back, gesturing for her to go to the private doors, doors which only the king and prince were allowed to use. They were passages that lead to everything, just quicker and more discrete. 

Every day, Thranduil took her to a new place, slowly showing her every beauty Mirkwood had to offer. His love for her grew every day and only made him want to do anything for her, anything he could. Today he was taking her to the Amaranthine Garden, the specific flora only visible to the royals. He was sure you'd love it for it is one of the few ethereal gardens amongst the elves.

Legolas was speaking with a royal guard, telling them about this morning’s duties, sending him off to go inform the rest. Right before he was about to walk back to the main quarters he was stopped by a messenger who handed him an envelope, he looked on the back seeing it was addressed to Thranduil. He cursed these damned messengers for not just giving it directly to his father, that was something he would also discuss with his father when he gave this to him.

He entered the throne room and found it empty..how strange. He never left his throne around these times unless it was severely important. He searched the room a bit and even called out for him but there was silence. That was until he spotted the private corridors left cracked. He could see the light emitting from the small opening of the door and approached it, he opened it fully but saw no one. Yet he got a whiff of a very familiar scent mixed with his fathers. It made him a little uncomfortable, he was determined to get to the bottom of this, something was up. So down the halls he went, peeking inside every single room, basically sniffing his father out like a dog.

She had her hand around his back and her body pressed into his side while he held her close, showing her the garden and telling her all about the unique plants she'd never seen before. There wasn't a second of this moment where she didn't have a smile on her face as her beloved spoke so gently. 

Thranduil bent down at his knees and carefully picked a beautiful bunch of Rhododendrons, pulling a thread from his pocket and tying the flowers at the stem, holding it out for her. She felt like a princess when she was with him, he treated her with the utmost respect. She took the flowers from him and smiled kindly. “Thranduil you never fail to put a smile on my face, you know that?” She set the flowers in her satchel and placed her hands on his chest.

“I live and breathe to please you meleth nin. I thought it was quite obvious.”

She giggled at this and felt his hands sneak to her waist, caressing her like a teenage boy, until his head snapped in the direction of the door that led back inside. 

“What is my sweet?” she looked at him with quite the confused look until she heard a voice all too familiar.

“Well if it isnt y/n and her mystery lover.” Legolas stood before them with his arms crossed as if he just caught a child sneaking into the cookie jar. 

Her head fell to Thranduil's chest in defeat, knowing she'd been caught red handed. Thranduil however was utterly confused, he hadn't put the pieces together just yet. Legolas approached them and she pulled from Thranduil, meeting Legolas in front of them. She sighed and placed a hand on Legolas’ shoulder. “To be completely fair, you see why i didn't tell you” she joked and looked up to Thranduil. 

“Meet the best friend.” she spoke sheepishly with a weak smile and Thranduil just simply sighed in utter annoyance at this childish situation. “So you were able to keep both of our identities secret from each other, and this is how we find out? You never fail to surprise me little one” He placed a hand on her lower back and gave Legolas an unimpressed look. 

“I think you might find yourself with an arrow in your chest while you sleep tonight” Legolas playfully threatened. “That's if you wish to go blind, you'll find me cosying up with your father in a not so friendly manner.” She shot back, earning a chuckle from Thranduil and a gag from Legolas.

 “I curse you woman.” Legolas turned around to leave them. “And I curse you father, you'll be lucky if you don't find poison in your wine tonight” He said before leaving dramatically, leaving her and Thranduil to laugh amongst themselves. 

“I think that went great!” she tried weakly as Thranduil simply shook his head and continued their walk through the garden.