sharkycharming
sharkycharming
They Were All Wrong About Me
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sharkycharming · 2 months ago
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New Fic — Other Foot
Fandom: Cagney & Lacey Pairing: Christine Cagney / Mary Beth Lacey Rating: Teen & Up Word Count: 1,486
Summary: Mary Beth finally has the apartment to herself—no kids, no Harv, no precinct. Just a hot bath, a pink wine buzz, and her toes in need of painting. But when Christine calls—lonely, tipsy, and hurting—plans shift. What follows is a quiet night of soft intimacy, old memories, and the kind of unspoken closeness that lingers in the air long after the wine is gone.
I wrote this in a burst and now I miss 1984, even though I was still a kid and unaware that my future self would ache for these two women holding hands during Dallas.
Contains: emotional honesty, toe painting as low-key foreplay, white zinfandel, Tapestry on cassette, and one very tender hand-hold.
Read it here → Other Foot on AO3
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sharkycharming · 3 years ago
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alright. favorite book u read in 2022 AND…if ur feeling spicy…LEAST favorite book u read in 2022. let’s go.
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sharkycharming · 3 years ago
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sharkycharming · 12 years ago
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SATORI
by Alex Bond, Video Artist & Illustrator, Philadelphia
The window of enlightenment
Follow the full ‘Paradise’ thread on 15folds.com
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sharkycharming · 12 years ago
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‘A Postcard to Nina’ by Jens Lekman (via ogreatbear)
I didn't think it was possible for me to love this song more than I already did, but having seen the video, I truly do. 
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sharkycharming · 12 years ago
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Add gutters and walls to another fellow’s ‘infinity pool.’ His guests will feel no sense of awe as they splash around his sad, finite pool.
(via drollpranks)
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sharkycharming · 13 years ago
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I actually sort of like Sean Preston's shiny jeans. Go figure.
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I don’t know what’s worse — Sean Preston’s shiny jeans or Sean Preston’s shiny hair. Actually, we all know what’s worst here.
Target germs.
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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garfieldminusgarfield
This one is amazing. 
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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What about horse racing?
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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I have this problem and I'm 5'9" -- I just have little hands. 
shortpeopleproblems
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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goatsonstuff:
Who doesn’t need a little extra push on Monday fucking morning?
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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This is the cutest thing ever.
goatsonstuff:
Very occasionally, being on a blind date with someone from a completely different background turns out to be the best thing that ever fucking happened.
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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Am I crazy to agree to go on a cruise with my whole family for three days this winter?
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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Ohhh, silly goat, what is she looking at up there? So cute I want to die.
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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Goat in the house! I want a goat in my house.
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sharkycharming · 14 years ago
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Squee! I love tiny baby goats.
goatsonstuff:
Goat training, week 1: standing on fucking newspaper.
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sharkycharming · 17 years ago
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dilettante is not a bad word
There are so many things I want to do.
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