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Things that should never be sexualized in fiction, a comprehensive list.

Under a cut due to length.

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We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but

You're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling

Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)

(Ooh, give you up)

Never gonna give, never gonna give

(Give you up)

Never gonna give, never gonna give

(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long

Your heart's been aching, but

You're too shy to say it

Inside, we both know what's been going on

We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you…

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Two unknown gods, huh?

Is one of them Ladsenkaldyr?

(Oxventure: Ship Happens)

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[ID: A digital illustration of Ashton Greymoore and Orym from Critical Role. Ashton is carrying Orym, who is tired and brusied. They say “You did good, you did good” to Orym, looking down at him. Orym says “oof” in small text. Behind them is a rectangular pale blue and pink gradient background. End description.]

You flew!

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Well, I was gonna show off my finished puzzle, but apparently it was all for him.

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Women with deep voices. reblog

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Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood?

More like Assassin's Creed: Escort Mission!

I swear, 80% of this game is "lead/follow this character" missions.

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Machiavelli in AC: Brotherhood is a little like that meme with the dog with the frisbee.

Machiavelli: Kill the Borgia! Ezio: All right, here's my plan... Machiavelli: No plan! Kill the Borgia!

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(some) NEW MOON LORE from C3E19!!!

Ruidus Flares are also called a 'Ruddy Night'

The moon grows bright without warning

Months or decades between the phenomena

Could be a portent of disaster but many studies find there is no correlation

People born under these Flares are called 'Ruidus born'

Last one was 2.5 years ago

There has been more interest and funding into study of Ruidus recently

Many babies born prematurely under Ruidus Flares

Stigma to be Ruidus born so many don't speak of it

Drassig who ruled the land with an iron fist rumored to be Ruidus born, so is Alixian

Matron of Ravens herself is rumored to be Ruidus born??????

Ruidus born people had strange marks on their bodies

They also have dreams and premonitions and psychic phenomenon happen to them and around them

Eclipses are a prime time for rituals of various types including protection rituals

ALIENS???

Ruidus seems to have a life of its own???

There are red storms on the surface of Ruidus

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We can have another lil preview as a treat. Excerpt from the first chapter of "The Blameless Society". It's been a rough week, have a slice of action and a shot of whump.

Orym was already on stage in front of the injured dancer, shield at the ready to deflect any more incoming projectiles. Ashton took their place in front of the stage, forcing the crowd back enough so that Dorian could follow Orym to tend to the wounded.

A man at the front of the crown spat on Ashton. They grinned, even as the spittle slid down the lapel of their jacket, and slammed their head forward to catch the man on the bridge of his nose. He fell back, wailing, blood streaming down his face.

"Anyone else wanna start something?" Ashton demanded. They heard something ping off Orym's shield, Dorian quietly assuring the injured dancer that she'd be just fine, screams from the wings where Laudna had unleashed her darker form to keep their exit clear.

They twirled their hammer as they stared around at the mob, who were thinning out now that the innocent theater-goers that had been caught in the cross-fire were fleeing. The ringleaders were easier to pick out now. They didn't seem to be wearing any sort of uniform, dressing in everything from high-class finery to rags. But they were the ones still fighting toward the stage, still pulling out rocks and bottles...and crossbows.

Ashton clocked one...two...five that they could see. All leveled toward the stage, toward the dancers and their friends.

"Fuck!" They dropped to one knee automatically as the crossbows were fired. There were too many of them...had to get inside the range, take them out before they could reload.

The shots all went over their head. Ashton gritted their teeth and pushed themselves back up to their feet, feeling the thrum of Chaos running through their hands into the hammer's shaft. "Big mistake."

"Orym!" Dorian's panicked voice brought Ashton's head around. Orym had sunk to one knee, leaning against his shield. Two crossbow bolts were sticking out of his chest, near the shoulder. As Ashton stared another bolt shot past their ear, and Orym barely brought the shield around to keep it from hitting the dancer behind him.

The movement cost him as another bolt zipped by, catching the outside of his hip and sending him down. Dorian caught him just as Orym's eyes rolled back in his head and he went limp... and then Chetney was there, howling in rage, pulling attention away from their wounded friend. The smell of ozone and decay heralded Laudna and Imogen's counterattack as they started targeting the bowmen, and Ashton saw Fearne surge up out of the crowd like a specter out of a box to grab one of the assailants, her hands already smoking where they touched the dark leather.

Ashton whirled back, letting their rage build as they charged Fucker #1, who was having trouble reloading his crossbow. "Changed my mind," they snarled as the world around them seemed to slow, flickering with shadows and after images, hammer raised over their head. "That was your last mistake."

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NOT YET.

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The asexual experience is playing Fire Emblem Awakening and wanting to unlock all the 2nd-gen characters but feeling weird every time your avatar gets married.

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Woke up flaring so bad I've been on crutches all day.

Customers have been patient but my closest coworker...kinda isn't. Don't know if it's something else, but they've been kinda bitchy so it's been hard to stay positive.

But! Going home soon! So close to video games and cats, and that'll make everything better!

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Holy fucking shit wrong profile. I have two. Sorry.

Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

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Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

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Lil preview of what I'm working on now:

Working title: The Blameless Society

Summary: A night out at the theater leads to a deadly game for Bell's Hells. After stepping in to protect the performers from a dangerous mob, Ashton and Dorian find themselves targeted by a group seeking to eradicate those of mixed heritage...like the genasi. Captured by the madman at the center of the conspiracy, will the two ever see their friends again? Or will they succumb to his twisted experiments...or worse?

Based off of the "Used as an Experiment" prompt from Febuwhump 2022.

Featuring: more experiments, whump for everyone, the identical tiefling twins from chapter 20, fantasy racism, people Vex would love to shoot in the throat, Laudna using her powers evilly for good, protective!Ashton, sneaky!Dorian, Fearne is Surprisingly Cuddly as a dire wolf, Ariks "fuck around and find out" Eshteross, and more!

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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Big moon, little moon.