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at this point moses parting the red sea with a beyblade is passé to me. my main concern is the fact that in-universe bey battling is often the defacto way to resolve conflicts like someone has definitely been politically assassinated with a beyblade

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yeah it means your not gay

$20 used to mean something

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

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need to see Shu with some TUYU songs ngl

I’m insane about Vocaloid and I’m insane about Beyburst, and I just wanted to know if any of you guys have any suggestions on any songs to pair up with any characters 🔥

I’ve been dying of a lack of inspiration so I can’t think of anything to draw (even though I want to 🥀) so if you answer then it would be really helpful 🙏 (you don’t have to, of course).

Anyways, if you guys have any suggestions, then just DM me and I’ll try to get it done as soon as possible 😋😋

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Made these purely with pictures I had in my photo library.

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pulling up to the tournament today in my daina fit 🔥🔥

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Teamwork

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ratiowithabeardratiowithabeardratiowithabeardratiowithabeardratiowi-

Edo Era au.

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I want to give him adderal

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hey I'm Phallicide aka the mind behind Bethany Rage (@hymen-restoration-project) among other things. I am writing this post because I fucking need money right now since shits a bit tight financially and having some breathing room would be most excellent. If you like my work I ask you to consider supporting me because as funny as my posts are they do not generate income at all.

My Venmo is @ rabbithazard and my cashapp is $Ivyvinewreath

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I haven’t been writing, so instead take this wip of Tsubasa

Probably will get posted soon, I cannot be bothered to finish this so

sunday snippets! ty @stars-shine-for-me for the tag <3

not much to report this week have some chilyney

Newly dressed in clothes folded several times at the hem and armed with his own bow, Lyney followed Childe to the edge of Morespoke. The town was silent at this hour and there were no lights in any of the windows. Only the rustle of their clothing, the whistling wind, and the lapping of the ocean filled the quiet. If Lyney squinted, he could see the silhouette of a lone fishing boat on the horizon, the only sign of life in the sleeping town.  Freminet would like this, Lyney thought, as they meandered down the coast. The ocean lapped at his toes as if in agreement. He almost said as much to Childe, but his companion was uncharacteristically somber, unsmiling as though he thought the night could hide his expressions. Whatever he was thinking, Lyney thought it best not to broach it. Perhaps, like Lynette, he’d speak in his own time (though, he lamented, with Lynette he could usually tell what she was thinking long before she herself could verbalize it).  They veered away from the oceanside and towards the trees. Morespoke’s buildings had faded behind them and they traveled on no discernible path. Still, Childe strode on with confidence, like he’d come here a hundred times before. Lyney kept pace as best he could despite the brambles clawing at his ankles. 

tag you're it! @offworld-lamb @shadows-aflame @shinystealingbirb yahoo!!

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owww

Fish slap

Slap fish

Here my favorite rub and my favorite marinade for fish (I’ve never had catfish tho, wonder how it tastes)

@stormyrainyday you’ve been slapped, get catifshed

Fish slap pt two caught by yours truly

Reblog to throw this catfish at your moots

The following tagged have been hit by a catfish. What are you gonna do about it?

@zerukye @somemismatchedsocks @r0mali3 @fluteybassoon @shinystealingbirb @mellow-lynx @rosiecottonsstuff @kurenaishusupremacy @greyvear @no-one-even-exists @roombob-again @emperor-forneus @echoingvoids @mother-spore-missa @moonsau @blueberryscones30 @plutoniumplanet @yourfavvvintj man i wish they told u ur mutuals cuz im so forgetful

(This is @ilovefreedelahoya side account in case some of u guys are like “WHO IS THIS RANDOM PERSON TAGGING ME?!?”)

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meow

Stelle: “Meow!”

Caelus: “Meow…?”

Cipher: “Nah, I totally understand this! Meow!”

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Thank you ao3 volunteers we love you ao3 voluenteers

at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

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In a prev post I called Boa and unripe rambutan and I feel like I should give some context

They're literally the same hair colour guys trust me,, (boas a little desaturated tho)

Plus, the nose scar is similar to how you cut open a rambutan, by peeling off the skin.

I'm aware how weird a post comparing a Malaysian fruit to Boa Alcazaba is,,,,

BOA N1 FAN OUT!!