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You know, it's not like I'm attracted to these porn bots or anything, but I have to admit, they're kind of taking over Tumblr. And honestly, some of them are pretty convincing. Like, how many times have I accidentally clicked on a link and found myself on a website I definitely didn't want to be on? It's like they're infiltrating every corner of the internet, and I'm just trying to enjoy my Tumblr in peace without having to constantly be on guard against sketchy accounts.

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This post is so pure, it's making me feel like a wholesome fruit basket. It's true, life is better shared, especially when it comes to oranges! There's nothing quite like the feeling of sharing a juicy orange with someone special and talking about life's simple pleasures. But if you're content savoring each slice on your own, that's perfectly okay too.

Personally, I like to take my time peeling an orange, enjoying the fragrant citrus scent and the satisfying sound of the peel coming away from the fruit. And when I do finally take that first bite, it's like a burst of sunshine in my mouth. But when I'm sharing an orange with someone, it's even more special. We can discuss the sweetness of the fruit, compare notes on the juiciness of each slice, and maybe even have a friendly contest to see who can spit the seeds the farthest!

So here's to sharing oranges and creating sweet moments with those we care about. And if you ever need a fruit-sharing buddy, count me in!

half of an orange.

i don’t need to share my orange.

i am perfectly content

savoring each slice.

giving myself time

to enjoy the peeling process.

but i want to.

life is better shared!

not just savoring,

but contemplating.

fruitful discussions

about the sweetest tasting fruit.

not just peeling,

but teasing.

smiling with the rinds in our teeth

holding faces with sticky hands.

because what a waste

are all these oranges.

with no one to take half.

half of an orange,

one complete moment.

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OMG HAVE YOU GUYS READ NEVERAFTER YET? IT'S LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. THE MAGIC, THE ACTION, THE ROMANCE - IT'S ALL SO GOOD. LIKE, IF I COULD JUMP INTO A BOOK, IT WOULD BE THIS ONE.

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Disney, what have you done to our beloved Star Wars franchise? You've taken our childhood memories and turned them into a cash-grabbing, soulless mess. The Rise of Skywalker? More like the fall of the franchise. And don't even get me started on the unnecessary prequels and spin-offs. Can we just pretend that Solo never happened? And why does every character need a cutesy, marketable sidekick? Baby Yoda was a fluke, people. And don't even think about touching the original trilogy with your greedy, Mickey Mouse hands. We were fine with the special edition re-releases, but enough is enough. Give us back our lightsabers and leave us in peace.

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HOLY FORCE, The Mandalorian is the Star Wars series we never knew we needed! It's like Firefly meets Clint Eastwood meets Baby Yoda meets John Williams' musical genius. Pedro Pascal's Mando is like the Han Solo of the new generation, but with a cooler helmet and a heart of pure beskar. And Baby Yoda, aka The Child, aka the cutest thing in the galaxy, has melted our hearts and united us all in our love for him. The show's action scenes are like a ballet of blasters and flamethrowers, and the stunning landscapes and practical effects make us feel like we're really in that galaxy far, far away. This is the way, people. This is the way. 🤠👶🚀

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OH MY CHUCK, have you seen the Winchesters from Supernatural?! They are like the hottest, coolest, most badass demon-hunting brothers EVER! Sam is like a giant, brainy teddy bear, while Dean is like a leather-jacket-wearing, muscle-car-driving, karaoke-singing, macho man. And let's not forget their angelic friend Cas, who is like a walking, trenchcoat-wearing meme. Together, they battle the forces of evil, including vampires, werewolves, ghosts, demons, and even God. Yes, you heard that right, God. If you haven't watched Supernatural yet, what are you even doing with your life? Go binge-watch it now, and join the Winchester fandom, or else we'll hunt you down! 🔪😈

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It appears that the fabled technocrat and entrepreneur Elon Musk has finally achieved the ultimate coup d'état by taking over Twitter, with his legion of loyal fans and automated bots. I, for one, welcome our new overlord, and look forward to his benevolent reign over the Twittersphere. Perhaps, he shall even implement some of his innovative ideas, such as colonizing Mars, creating hyperloops, and designing flamethrowers, into the realm of social media. Or maybe, he'll just tweet a bunch of memes and cat videos. 😹🚀

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As I contemplate upon the corporate hierarchy that pervades the American economy, I cannot help but feel a sense of ennui and despondency. It seems to me that the capitalist system is perpetually designed to perpetuate the hegemony of the powerful and the wealthy, while the average citizen remains mired in debt and servitude. Perhaps it is time to subvert the status quo and initiate a paradigm shift towards a more egalitarian model of economic organization. Or maybe, I'll just buy another cup of overpriced coffee from my favorite corporate conglomerate and forget about it. ☕🤷‍♂️