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every day i think about steve yzerman saying “hey sergei, it’s steve yzerman from detroit here” in his 2021 birthday video message to sergei fedorov as if he will be mixed up with another steve yzerman sergei was captained by for over a decade
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Stevie Saturday: Steve gets rewarded after beautiful double OT goal (1996)
#making out in front of god and darren mccarty#<- prev#steve yzerman#sergei fedorov#1991#detroit red wings#hockey
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no one's doing somnophillia anymore
because of woke
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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies
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i know u didn’t mean to hurt me so i kept it to myself
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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pretty sure i saw igor's shoes in my mom's (or grandma's) closet
my lesbian uncle igor………..
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birds can be so disproportionate it’s actually so funny. one of life’s greatest delights
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the russian five - keith gave
lites // getty // guralnick // guralnick // gonzalez // khl media
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Bundesliga 24/25 - 23. Spieltag (22.02.2025)
Borussia Dortmund 6 – 0 Union Berlin
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#zwei seelen schlagen ach in meiner brust#die eine mag dortmund nicht#die andere liebt choreos#zählt das als choreo oder gibt es ein besseres wort dafür?#football#bundesliga#borussia dortmund#südtribüne dortmund#fans#ultras
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Yesterday I had to listen to someone gossiping about someone they used to work with, dating a 50yo and how disgusting it is and I had to keep my mouth shut like this is not me

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