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genuinely the funniest fucking thing ive seen all day
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Champions League 14/15 - group stage (30.09.2014)
ZSKA Moskau 0 – 1 FC Bayern München
FC Bayern fans watch their team play in the empty Khimki after Moscow's fans were baned from the stadium
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just expressing my love for malkin. miss you geno! ♥
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they forgot they can breathe under water

Rough-skinned Newt, photograpged by Kim Cabrera (Source)
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its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone's tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i'm reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars
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every day i think about steve yzerman saying “hey sergei, it’s steve yzerman from detroit here” in his 2021 birthday video message to sergei fedorov as if he will be mixed up with another steve yzerman sergei was captained by for over a decade
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Stevie Saturday: Steve gets rewarded after beautiful double OT goal (1996)
#making out in front of god and darren mccarty#<- prev#steve yzerman#sergei fedorov#1991#detroit red wings#hockey
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no one's doing somnophillia anymore
because of woke
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I like this actor, I should watch more of his movies *opens IMDB page* he should be in better movies
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i know u didn’t mean to hurt me so i kept it to myself
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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