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I'm like 1000% sure John "aggresive care" Doe fed up with Arthur all erratic and refusing to go to sleep (too focused on the case) basically flings Arthur over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carries him to bed to then throw himself over him weighted blanket style so Arthur rests.

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Noel has absolutely used his cane to trip up a criminal before.

based, actually. canon, at least to me. i should draw this

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noel uses a cane because i said so

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i think that after the sandstorm john always had trouble seeing out of arthurs right eye

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i never put this on the sideblog!!! what was i thinking?? here treat for yall :)

i stayed up later than i should have making this, my alarm is set for 4:30 am. anyway john doe bottlecap pin <3

unending thanks to @rocksanddeadflowers for the rundown on bottlecap pins a while back :D

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the fact that my first actual attempt drawing the king in yellow is such an utter shitpost. its what ge deserves, probably. anyway this is how the whole fracturing thing went, right?

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new header dropped

that first description of the dreamlands still haunts me just a bit. anyway yeah i drew this a while back and just never posted it so enjoy

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so. i feel relatively confident in assuming arthur still has custody of his eyelids even with john having his eyes. additionally, we've seen plenty of evidence that arthur can't feel the parts of his body that john owns at all. with these assumptions in mind:

do you think arthur ever forgets to blink?

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Kayne’s traveled through time and seen the future/modern-day past the 1930s and loves using all the knowledge and references he has to confuse Arthur at any given moment

he uses the phrase "skibidi toiler" and arthur immediatly disintegrates (dont worry, he gets better)

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Kayne's favourite instrument is a kazoo or five of them

walking headache of a man eldritch entity, I hate him so much /affectionate

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i know in my heart that kayne likes to comedically drop large pianos on people

someone remind me to draw this

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this might be a no-brainer but we can all agree John would be left handed, right?

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John rambles to Arthur while Arthur’s asleep; just uses him as an empty sounding board. Also he said “I love you” a couple times before when Arthur was sleeping.

oooooo I love this !!!! he absolutely would though

(also letting an 'i love you' slip when arthurs sleeping, oh my heart.....)

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oh hi um break my heart why don't you

headcanon that during arthurs time in his coma john gets a pretty solid grasp on basic medicine, like what normal vitals look like etc

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headcanon that during arthurs time in his coma john gets a pretty solid grasp on basic medicine, like what normal vitals look like etc

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Arthur likes cinnamon and John likes black licorice. Pleasepleaseplease

mmmm yummy snack time for the boys

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not a hc but it's the Arkayne Faith guy back again,,, I made a little thing of them 💕

ohohoho this is very delicious thank you for sharing!!