shitwesaywhilehigh

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Birthday Buddy: Fool me once.

Bubbly and Satan: Huh?

Birthday Buddy: Fool me once.

Satan: She just keeps saying fool me once expecting you to know what she means.

Birthday Buddy: *tried to hand her phone to Bubbly*

Bubbly: What is this?

Birthday Buddy: A movie trailer.

Bubbly: Why are you trying to show me a movie?

Birthday Buddy: It’s a trailer.

Bubbly: For 55 minutes?!?

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Satan: You’re queer.

Bubbly: What if I was Santa? All you gifts gone just like that. Only coal.

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Bubbly: I want to be a house with Christmas lights. I don’t want to be in the house I want to be the house.

*one minute later*

Bubbly: Do you think our house has feelings?

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Satan: All my opps are crocs.

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Satan: *listening to the new FOB album* They put their whole Fall Out Bussy into this song.

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Bubbly: *looks Satan dead in the face* if I could strangle God….

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*Bubbly and Satan talking about how you go from seeing your mom everyday to barely ever expect for Satan since her mom is dead*

Satan: Its like one day you’re living with her the next she’s not living at all.

Bubbly: One day she’s eating the next she’s being eaten.

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Satan: This dudes name is Tom, like it’s 2013 change your name.

Bubbly: What did you just say?

Satan: This dudes name is Tom, it’s 2013 change your name.

Bubbly: Girl it’s 2023 not 2013.

Satan: 👁👄👁

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Satan: I’m not going to marry my cousin.

Fernando: Why not?

Satan:

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Satan: I don’t know I just feel like it’s really disrespectful to fart on someone’s hands.

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Fernando: *about to message a guy on Satan’s Tinder* I’m gonna ask him what’s your favorite finger.

Satan: No that’s weird.

Fernando: Fine. What’s your favorite intestine?

Satan: No stop now you’re starting to sound like a serial killer.

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Satan: Wait no that’s where you’re supposed to put your name not the definition!

Fernando: 👁👄👁

Satan: What is your name “a black man with a large person now”?

*Fernando’s real name is defined on Urban Dictionary is “a black man with a large penis”*

*ignore the black spot Satan fucking broke the camera lense glass shit off one of her cameras on her phone*

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“Why would I pay for it if I could just get it for free.”

~ Satan

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Bubbly and Queer Alien: *talking about what they’re moms got them for Christmas*

Satan: *yelling* Do you know what my mom got me for Christmas? Nothing cause she’s dead.

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Fernando: What’s his dads name?

Satan: *immediately without a second thought* Thomas Jefferson. Wait no I’m sorry it’s Jefferson Davis.

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*Fernando and Satan watching a Grubhub commercial*

Satan: Why did she pull that out of her fucking p*ssy??

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Satan: Can you cut my pizza I’m scared I’m gonna cut my fingers off.

Bubbly: *quietly laughing* sure