shmooby-dooby

[shmooby-dooby]

Deltarune was cooking up entirely new and unheard of character archetypes when they came up with Queen. “what if a forty year old divorced milf had iPad brainrot” is a stroke of literal genius

[shmooby-dooby]

Put a halberd in my hands and I'll fuck the halberd

[shmooby-dooby]

whatever. go my susie

[shmooby-dooby]

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

[shmooby-dooby]

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

[shmooby-dooby]

[ bg3 tav ] After Karlach’s second heart upgrade, Nimue and her can always be found holding eachother…

[shmooby-dooby]

there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

[shmooby-dooby]

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

[shmooby-dooby]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[shmooby-dooby]

I love it when a woman is fat and gay. like hell yeah

[shmooby-dooby]

did somebody say childhood friends to lovers with wyll? cause i did.

so here's some teen courting while hiding away from a party... the scandal!

i don't post art often at all but i love wyll and this is an actual finished piece... so i thought i might as well

close up!

[shmooby-dooby]

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

[shmooby-dooby]

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

[shmooby-dooby]

will i ever feel fergalicious again

[shmooby-dooby]

for you and your warped reflection

[shmooby-dooby]

Maxwell Gotch is such pure distilled Murph character energy, I’m obsessed with him. Guy who is generally unpleasant in social situations and constantly puts his foot in his mouth because he is hounding for plot information, guy convinced he’s the sanest person in the room, guy who’s whimsy reserves are severely lacking, guy who is constantly, deservedly, bullied by all the other pcs, guy who lusts for blood in a distinctly wrestling manner, and guy who’s, quite frankly, a little gay with it. He’s like a cross between the three main Murph character archetypes of grizzled plothound with a distaste for shenanigans, big buff dude who’s two steps away from being a professional wrestler, and shithead asshole in their 20s