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guys ur never gonna believe what 602 is doing right now

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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yells in the shadows

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just binned loads of zionists yippee

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Best image

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You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless

oh…………………………………

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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What??

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Had a really weird dream where I was just kicking about with John Lydon it was weird

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me: "hey i think i might be bisexual."

friend: "that's cool, thanks for letting me know."

lois griffin after getting turned into a gas station: