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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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does anyone else think everything on earth is really really scary or is it just me and every prey animal

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crayfish galore!

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Comic about my weird old dog

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Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

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