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@shwiftybojack submitted: Found this weird looking guy in Northern WV. Can I get an ID?
What a silly hat. This precious angel is a locust treehopper, Thelia bimaculata :)
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*sprays single, solitary ant with an entire can of bugspray”
me @ ant: tell your friends.
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me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes
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is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag
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And that’s on shitposting at 3am
When I get attached to someone, I get ATTACHED. I’m like a little baby Kangaroo in your pouch snug af. I stay there, even when you don’t notice me. I only leave when you forcibly dump me out and kick me in the dome a few times. Even then I embarrissingly crawl after you, coughing up blood and screeching out spells ive learned from my great grandmother witch. YOU WILL NOTICE MY DEVOTION. You’ll be creeped out but also touched in a way only a believer in the trees can be touched.
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When I get attached to someone, I get ATTACHED. I’m like a little baby Kangaroo in your pouch snug af. I stay there, even when you don’t notice me. I only leave when you forcibly dump me out and kick me in the dome a few times. Even then I embarrissingly crawl after you, coughing up blood and screeching out spells ive learned from my great grandmother witch. YOU WILL NOTICE MY DEVOTION. You’ll be creeped out but also touched in a way only a believer in the trees can be touched.
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