silentrager

[silentrager]

Y/N: Can you cut me some slack, Raziel? I'm sort of in love.

Raziel: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

Y/N: I'm in love with you.

Raziel: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

[silentrager]

Dumah: You're so fucking embarrassing

Y/N: Then let go of my hand

Dumah: NO

[silentrager]

Janos: My love, I have some good news and some bad news

Y/N: What's the bad news?

Janos: I'm no longer going to be your boyfriend.

Y/N: *On the verge of sobbing* Wh-What's the g-good news...?

Janos: I'm going to be your husband!

[silentrager]

Malek: FUCK THE SCOURGE OF THE CIRCLE!

Sarafan!Y/N: YEAH, FUCK THE SCOURGE OF THE CIRCLE!

***next day***

Sarafan!Y/N: Hey guess who I hooked up with last night?

Malek: Who?

Sarafan!Y/N: Kain....The Scourge of the Circle

Malek: Why would you do that?

Sarafan!Y/N: You said fuck the Scourge of the Circle

Sarafan!Y/N: …You didn't mean literally.

Does it make sense timeline wise, no. I’ve had this one ready for so long now. I hope you like various types of readers

[silentrager]

Y/N: Please? For me?

Rahab: Don't do that.

Y/N: Do what?

Rahab: You think everytime you say

"Please? For me?" that I'll do whatever you want, well, not this time.

Y/N: Please? For me?

Rahab: Okay.

[silentrager]

Turel: are we fighting or flirting?

Y/N: my hands are literally around your neck

Turel: that doesn't answer my question

[silentrager]

Dumah: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Y/N: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Dumah: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

Y/N: Is it working?

[silentrager]

Y/N: You remind me of the ocean

Rahab: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Y/N: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people

[silentrager]

Zephon: Ah, yes. I've been expecting you.

Y/N: What? How's that possible?

Zephon: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

[silentrager]

Magnus: I think I'm gonna ask Kain out.

Vorador: be careful though. A relationship only brings pain and agony.

Y/N *smacks him*

Vorador: see?

I was rewatching Blood Omen 2 when writing this. I don’t see a lot for that game.

[silentrager]

Y/N: I have decided I am, in fact, a snack. It’s just that no one is hungry.

Raziel under his breath: I’m starving.

[silentrager]

Kain: Who hurt you?

Y/N: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Kain: ...Yes, actually.

[silentrager]

Y/N: What goes up but never comes down?

Kain: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

[silentrager]

Raziel: Stressed.

Rahab: Depressed.

Turel: Possessed.

Dumah: Obsessed.

Melchiah: Distressed

Y/N: Impressed.

Zephon: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Zephon: I just wanted to join in.

I had to add one for Melchiah just wanted to include everyone.💚

[silentrager]

Y/N: I'm going to take a shower, you want to join me?

Rahab: I keep a dagger in the nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question I want you to stab me with it.

Sorry for my disappearance life got in the way.

[silentrager]

Y/N: Why did you let me win the race up the stairs? We both know you're obviously the faster one

Turel: Uhh.... it's nice to see your smile when you win

*later*

Y/N: He was definitely just staring at my ass, wasn't he.

Raziel: Definitely.

[silentrager]

Rahab:

Y/N:

Dumah: What's going on with those two?

Zephon: They're having one of their unresolved sexual tension staring matches.