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Love for girlfriend is stored in the thighs

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Don't Kirby that flirby

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"How does the whole thing with sorXa's pupils glowing when she's experiencing strong emotions work? How does she see if the part of her eye that light is supposed to enter is itself giving off light?", I hear you ask.

And the answer, of course, is*sprints away at full speed, vaults over a fence, falls on the ground face-first and starts crying*

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Sorry, I saw a pretty lady and got disidetracked

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Listen: My ass? Gay. The rest of me? Also gay. My everything else? You guessed it: it's gay.

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I sound like a girl because I'm a girl and this is what I sound like

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I'm like if a pile of me fell over

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Don't you wormy about a thing.

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Okay, that's enough today for today

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That's me in the garbage

That's me in the trash. can.

Eating your leftovers

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God, I'm in gay

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Marble flooring is the small animal equivalent of an ice level, if you think about it soft enough

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I've been struggling to figure out how to put my exact gender into words, since I feel a disconnect from most women but at the same time I unequivocally am a woman, and the best I've been able to come up with is "I'm a woman but I'm kind of a faggot about it"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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That's on a need-to-know basis and frankly, I don't need to know.

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That's on a need-to-know basis, and frankly, neither of us needs to know.

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I feel back buhsleep

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You can kill two birds with one bird by throwing it at the other one real hard