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vampire with asthma. vlad the inhaler

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thinking about this again and have a few additions

mizora: gas station. specifically the one i encountered on a road trip once where the bathrooms were only accessible from outside the building and one of them had a piece of paper taped to the inside of the door with a phone number and the words ‘CALL IF LOCKED INSIDE’

wyll: diner next to aforementioned gas station

question. if the party were retail stores, what would they be? karlach feels like a home depot to me. i’m not sold on shadowheart, but my instincts are saying she’d be a cvs with an alarmingly wide alcohol selection. alfira is one of those crafts stores that smells like generic holiday cheer in the winter

omg. i want to open this one up to the public but i'm nodding along with you so far + lae'zel's a sporting goods outlet

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thinking about this again and have a few additions

mizora: gas station. specifically the one i encountered on a road trip once where the bathrooms were only accessible from outside the building and one of them had a piece of paper taped to the inside of the door with a phone number and the words ‘CALL IF LOCKED INSIDE’

wyll: diner next to aforementioned gas station

question. if the party were retail stores, what would they be? karlach feels like a home depot to me. i’m not sold on shadowheart, but my instincts are saying she’d be a cvs with an alarmingly wide alcohol selection. alfira is one of those crafts stores that smells like generic holiday cheer in the winter

omg. i want to open this one up to the public but i'm nodding along with you so far + lae'zel's a sporting goods outlet

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Oh awesome, glad to hear my sketch was on point! Thanks for the ID, cool to know what the little guy was :)

@silosene submitted: Fellow I looked at last year for an invertebrate zoology course. Poor guy got the real-life equivalent of getting abducted and poked at by aliens, but handled it like a champ - if playing dead counts as successful coping, anyway. I released it back in the bushes after all the microscopy was done, don’t worry :) Any chance you could ID? It was about 5mm long, not counting the legs. I unfortunately don’t have any other photos saved. I do have my notebook drawings of the patterns on its back, but Tumblr mobile is being a pain and won’t let me add them to this submission at the moment. Found in [removed] (please remove location!)

If you want to IM me the photos of the drawings you have, or reblog this and add them to the post and tag me, that will help! From this photo I can only tell you the eye pattern + spiny legs tell me it’s an orbweaver (family Araneidae).

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Here’s the drawing I have!

@silosene submitted: Fellow I looked at last year for an invertebrate zoology course. Poor guy got the real-life equivalent of getting abducted and poked at by aliens, but handled it like a champ - if playing dead counts as successful coping, anyway. I released it back in the bushes after all the microscopy was done, don’t worry :) Any chance you could ID? It was about 5mm long, not counting the legs. I unfortunately don’t have any other photos saved. I do have my notebook drawings of the patterns on its back, but Tumblr mobile is being a pain and won’t let me add them to this submission at the moment. Found in [removed] (please remove location!)

If you want to IM me the photos of the drawings you have, or reblog this and add them to the post and tag me, that will help! From this photo I can only tell you the eye pattern + spiny legs tell me it’s an orbweaver (family Araneidae).

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WAUGH i’m so glad you like it!!! and i’m losing it at that edit hshdh, that’s even better than the sequence i had in mind (i was imagining the scp agent lady walking in on felix singing and having the most exasperated, disgruntled expression before a sudden jump-cut to parragon hunched over a pc in a dark dingy room somewhere and you can just barely make out the glow of minecraft on the screen)

ever since I assembled this lego cat my grandma got me for christmas she’s been asking me what I named it and for some reason it gives me overwhelming vibes of @snippit-crickit’s funnysilly mustache man, so. everybody meet Felix Ambrosious Delacroix the 4th (no relation)

yes i made little glasses for him. i would add a mustache but there is nowhere convenient in the legos to wedge it

also: he has a secret compartment!

i wonder what could be inside…?

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ever since I assembled this lego cat my grandma got me for christmas she’s been asking me what I named it and for some reason it gives me overwhelming vibes of @snippit-crickit’s funnysilly mustache man, so. everybody meet Felix Ambrosious Delacroix the 4th (no relation)

yes i made little glasses for him. i would add a mustache but there is nowhere convenient in the legos to wedge it

also: he has a secret compartment!

i wonder what could be inside…?

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omfg. i absolutely did not expect you to get to this that fast. i’m so glad you could immortalize the hawaiian pineapple kirby in the most video game of all time, spore [2008]

request: this pineapple kirby thing i found in the honolulu airport five years ago. it was the only one of its kind in the bin

i made this pineapple kirby thing you found in the honolulu airport five years ago in spore [2008]

i love him your honor

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you want to know one of the things that pisses me off most about dune? it’s not a valid complaint or problematic or anything. it’s that the litany against fear works and I hate it.

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me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

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immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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me at 6 years old playing roller coaster tycoon on the family computer and purposely deleting the tracks when people got on

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normal news website posting viral video: Eel jumps out of its tank at the pet store

english news website posting viral video: Mad long slimer has itself a leap at the shops, giving the mums and blokes a fright