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whatever. go my wnlips (works no longer in progress) on white backgrounds...

evil eight foot two-headed bastard i'd like to see blasted with a firehose (again) and also a funky zarniwoop. zarniwoop has a hood he can puff out to strike fear into the hearts of his enemies etc. I was going to give zaphod a fun coat (big, pink, libereace-style fluffy thing) but i have neither the patience nor the skill. oh well!! he'll just be cold.

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me when im torso-less floating zaphod beeblebrox heads and. fenchurch also. def subconsciously absorbed dandytron2000's little horns thing... theyre so cute..

wicked animals what have taken over my brain.

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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random cephalopod spinners... chortles...

210 species of squid + cuttlefish (both are considered inklings so i'm putting them together) vvv

100 species of octopus vvv

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News travels slowly.

This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.

Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.

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Yona POV suffering, inspired by @proxycrit‘s ToTK AU, Familiar, Familiar, which is absolutely gorgeous and I implore you to read it. 

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“Listen, kid. This is a job offer. We’ve got to get that fish back! If I know those rascally Octarians –and I do, trust you me– they’re not gonna hand it back polite-like! We –and by we I mean you– are gonna give ‘em what for, y’hear?”

Hatahata hesitated. ‘Job offer’ had caught their ear and held on tight, even if they had a fairly good idea that this absolutely did not fall into the same category as their previous experiences. 

This sounded better than ringing up crap behind the Hotlantis counter, though.

“I could, uh,” they hazarded, “take an interview, I guess.”

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ROTM REWRITEE!!!! in which DeepCut exists for more than three seconds, Octavio doesn’t disappear immediately, mr grizz is Not an Actual Bear, and... more to be revealed!!!

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i love you octotrooper plush at Grand Fest

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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redesigns the creatures at you.

hooraayy. they are chunky and disproportionate but thats ALRIGHT it gets the point across