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Low opacity Elrond, watercolour on cotton paper

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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@mace-waz-here gave me this fun prompt to draw Boromir losing to Faramir while playing cards xD

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Driving lessons with uncle Thorin🚗

I had this idea since I'm currently learning how to drive and sometimes forget where left and right is because there is so much to pay attention to😫

I feel you Kili😔

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you guys,,,,, don't look at this

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And he bragged all morning about how early he woke up...

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Zita Görög ( cr. MEMORY CARD VIII ) 

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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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Quick vampire tip:

"Look into my eyes": nobody says that. If they're a hunter they immediately know you're a vampire and that you're trying to hypnotize them.

"My eyes are up here": excellent. Actually gets people, frequently even hunters, to look into your eyes long enough for you to enthrall them. Powered by shame.

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1978 Aragorn is underrated

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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kate's 365 days of ships:

day 93: simon lewis & isabelle lightwood shadowhunters

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arwen, the whimsical icon that you are 🌠🍂

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— A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day... this day we fight.

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