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When Did Smut Turn Into My Bedtime Story?: an autobiography by me

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fake boyfriends drarry??

TheGentlewizard Club (@sophiefrench77, 28k): Draco isdetermined to become a member of an elite Wizarding society, and asks Harry topose as his boyfriend to help ingratiate him to the members. 

InWhich Harry is Magnetic North and Draco is an Idiot (bryoneybrynn,14k): Harry and Draco have been working together for months, and are shocked to find that they actually get along. So when Draconeeds a fake date to bring to his parents’ ball who will both shock them andstymie their attempts to set him up with eligible witches, it seems onlylogical to bring Harry. 

AConvenient Impracticality (firethesound, 39k): After spendingalmost a year as “secret ex-nemeses-with-benefits,” Harry and Draco decide tostop seeing each other. However, when their friends insist on setting them up on bad dateafter bad date, they decide to pretend to date, with the hope of getting theirfriends off their backs. 

BadFaith in Name, But Gracious in Nature (megyal, 13k): In exchange for an oldMalfoy volume that contains the cure to an illness that’s been plaguing theWizarding nation, Draco asks Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend to curryfavor with the public. 

DateBlindness (Cheryl Dyson, 24k): After their friends set them up on ablind date, Harry and Draco agree to stage a fake relationship for the sake ofthe press, thereby allowing Harry to officially come out. 

Decoy Dilemma(Cheryl Dyson, 39k): Someone threatens Scorpius and Albus, so Harry andDraco hide their kids at Grimmauld Place and then impersonate them at Hogwarts, so noone will suspect they’re missing. Little do they know that Scorpius and Al havebeen dating for three years, forcing Harry and Draco to have to pretend to beboyfriends.  

TheVenice Job (nishizono, 26k): Harry and Draco are Auror partners, andKingsley sends them to Venice to pose as a couple while they try to catch a pair ofbank robbers.

Make It Good (Fr333bird, 9k): Aurors Harry andDraco are asked to go uncover at a brothel. Little do they know that part ofthe hiring process requires a live show. 

Dragon Tamer (jennavere, 30k): To avoid his father’s ill-fated attempts to marry him off to a respectable pureblood bride, Draco asks Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. This fic is absolutely ridiculous (in the best possible way), and includes Draco Lucius Malfoy III, lots of fun sex games, and being shagged silly.

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The day Draco was saved

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Harry: That’s ridiculous. Draco doesn’t have a crush on me.

Ron & Hermione: yes he does

Pansy: yes he does

Lucius Malfoy: yes he does

Draco: yes i do

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i can’t believe friday, september 1, 2017, is nineteen years later. the last scene in the harry potter books.

this is it.

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YURIO CAN NEVER A CATCH A BREATH NOT EVEN IN THE DRAMA STAGE 

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Post-Auror Training Harry anyone?

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I’ve been dipping in and out of a beautiful Drarry fic over the past couple of weeks, Any Instrument by @dictacontrion The scene above really stuck with me. It was so gentle and full of care and laden with such exquisite detail.

Read it!!! http://archiveofourown.org/works/5403371/chapters/12482513

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In need of some ambient noise?

I have found some Harry Potter inspired ambient noise mixes

Hufflepuff common room

Slytherin common room

Gryffindor common room

Ravenclaw common room

General Harry Potter

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DO NOT REPOST From this post! Credits to them for the original idea Tfw when your mom’s timing is horrible and she catches you with your hand in the cookie jar (or better, under your bf’s shirt, lol)

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‘if i kiss it, will it turn into harry?’ little draco wonders.

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Harry’s Journal

April 28

Took this picture of Draco the other morning. His bedhead is somehow both absolutely adorable and incredibly sexy, so how could I resist? Clearly he wasn’t too happy with me for taking it, but I made it up to him with kisses and a big breakfast with all his favorites. Let’s just hope he doesn’t find this journal, I don’t think he would be too happy about that.

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Ron Weasley thinking that it was him Draco had a crush on.

Ron Weasley inviting Draco out with him, Harry, and Hermione once. 

Ron realizing after the third outing to Hogsmeade that their trio had now turned into a quartet. 

Ron looking over at Draco with wide eyes as he felt soft fingers brush up against his own. 

Ron laying awake at night wondering how to nicely tell Draco that he wasn’t gay. 

Ron trying to bring up his relationship with Hermione, only to have Draco ask about his relationship with Harry. 

And he cringes because no- no- he and Harry aren’t together. 

Panic rises when he saw Draco sigh in relief because- 

Oh no, now he thinks I’m single and he’s going to ask me out. 

Ron Weasley bursting through the door of his dormitory and running over to Harry. 

“He fancies me, mate! What do I do! Hermione’ll kill me!” 

Harry frowns because what about the secret hand holding underneath the table?

And what about the small smiles and soft blushes that spread across Draco’s cheeks when Harry looked at him?

Had that all been a misinterpretation?

Ron Weasley, a stumbling, stuttering mess, going up to Draco to tell him that he was, in fact, straight and in a relationship with Hermione. 

Only to be enraged when Draco tilts his head back and laughs loudly at the confession because

“I know you’re not gay, you big oaf.” 

“Then why’re you always hanging around with me and Harry! You’re always with us! If It’s not me then-!” 

Oh. Oh. It’s not him, it’s Harry. 

Ron Weasley turning beet red and sitting down because this was not what he was expecting.

More of my Writing

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Draco finally gets his handshake :’)

i’ve had this idea in my head for literal months and was too lazy to do it until i had 4 final projects to complete, obviously

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i was going to caption this with “these boys need to hug each other”, but then i remembered that they DID hug each other and it was too sweet for me to handle

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Draco: *takes off his boxers while sporting an erection*

Harry: well, out of all the times you've had me at wandpoint, this one takes the cake.