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I wanna go home guys my social battery is in the negatives I hate being on holidays sometimes

On that note I hate introducing myself like why am I so awkward why do I say my name weird I hate it.

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You know it’s bad when you see waves at the beach and immediately think of regulus black

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i wish it was normal to say el oh el aloud. sometimes i don’t want to laugh lol

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my favorite part of fanfic is when the authors are basically reacting to the story in the end notes, acting surprised and shit

LIKE BABY YOU WROTE THIS, THESE ARE YOUR WORDS??

"stop messing around just get together already 🙄", "they just keep surprising me chapter after chapter"

THIS IS ALL YOU PLEASE

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moonkiller have study competitions that started as a joke and became way to serious.

remus is the reason barty was such a tryhard

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regulus once pranked james because he was really bored and james actually fell for it. then james potter, one of hogwarts most successful pranksters ever, looked him dead in the eyes and said, "im going to get you back". regulus hasnt known peace since and spends everyday living in caution and suspicion of everything around him.

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You know the ao3 addiction is bad when instead of downloading movies to watch on the plane you download fanfiction

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I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

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“party on you” is remus watching sirius kiss mary immediately after kissing sirius in the stairwell. at his own birthday party.

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i keep laughing at how unprepared i am for exams but then remember that im incredibly unprepared for exams

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Okay so like I’m back into the marauders like deeply in love again and no fun lovely fluffy TikTok’s will come up on my fyp only sad ones that make me want to tear out my heart safe to safe the marauders fandom is doing its job

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I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

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in the desert again

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Sirius: If I cut off my leg and start swinging it at you, am I kicking you or hitting you?

Remus: You’d be mentally scarring me more than anything else.

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Sirius “Remus is effortlessly cool” Black and Remus “I just had a nervous breakdown over the grocery list” Lupin.