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me when i'm in a Best Drawing of John Seed contest and my opponent is this artist 😔

Had a little sketch time by the lake 🫠

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I've been scared to post my art on tumblr because i'm afraid nobody likes it but i remembered...this is tumblr. at least ten people will like it. that's a lot of people, sometimes.

anyways! i've had this idea for a while but I procrastinated because I thought he'd be really hard to draw. I did my best! wanted to do DOOM justice.

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I'm an avid Elvis hater. I do not want to call that mf the king of rock when he stole his music and touched on kids, bro. No hate to Elvis fans, i know y'all hate him too. his music just slaps, and that's okay. but you won't catch me dead listening to anything he's made in his entire life unless it's against my will

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Joseph and Sharky are my favorites from far cry 5... maybe I'll post arts with Buck....smn even like Buck?...

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bouta pull an all dayer

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people think i like wolverine because he's hot but in reality it's because you have this guy, right. and he didn't ask to be what he is. he liked to eat berries and play in the water and look at chandeliers and would latch on to anyone who showed him an ounce of kindness. but unfortunately he was born with claws and those claws are sharp and the harder he holds on, the more he hurts the people he loves. and when those claws popped for the first time he cried out for his mama. and it hurt him. he screamed and cried from pain because he still hurts just like everyone else, he just can't give in to the pain. and people figured this out and took advantage of him to make him into an indestructible weapon, and he's fought for decades to undo his programming but he still gets angry and scared and as much as he fights to be a man, he is still an animal deep down, and a scared animal is a very dangerous thing. and he loves his daughter and he's not very good at it but it's his instinct to take children under his wing so he tries his damned hardest and his biggest fear is that she'll turn out like him. and he's the best there is at what he does but he doesn't like to kill things, not really, but it's all he's been worth and all he's ever really known. but he teaches his children that killing isn't and should never be the first resort. and he has been through so much trauma and if anyone else had gone through what he went through, they'd be 10× worse, but they haven't, and they don't understand, and they don't try to understand. they write him off as an untamed animal with an attitude problem even though he's very well adjusted considering everything. he loves his friends and can communicate with animals and likes country music and alcohol and cigars. he likes to play and take care of people and be taken care of. he speaks upwards of 10 languages and takes the time to learn about other cultures and he may not be the smartest of the x-men where two people have ten PHDs between them, but some of the smartest characters trust his word and consider him on par with their brainpower. and as much as it seems like he fights with his claws and not his head, he has to constantly analyze where his body is in space and time so that his claws come out just right. and he never stops wearing that stupid yellow suit because it turns the attention towards him and away from his teammates in battle because OBVIOUSLY he cares and he loves his people. and it takes him .7 seconds to become deathly loyal to someone because really all he wants is someone to love him and maybe respect him as an equal. but REALLY I like him because he's a 5'3" bisexual manwhore

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did you ever stop to consider that maybe IM edwin??? maybe I made the fucking mimic??? (oh yeah)???

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Watched and finished Flight of the Conchords

just made me love Jemaine Clement much more tbh. my shayla💔💔💔

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being 19 is like being 17, ..but better. 17+2, the sequel. the remix

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bitches be like,, this is my first time writing smut!! and then it's the best piece of literature i've ever read. Hello?

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I would like to give my two cents as well since I love to yap. y'all don't have to read, I'm just a guy with opinions.

First of all. All of this, yes, thank you.

People treat Jacob and John so much differently than Joseph I think, at least depending on what I've seen. based off of their looks. People omit Jacob's trauma from his story entirely sometimes and dumb him down to basically what I can only describe as a kinky cannibalistic hermit that only feeds off of human meat. Jacob is, in my opinion, the most nuanced and deeply flawed individual in the entire game. Could either of the Seeds qualify? Oh, absolutely. But Jacob, especially with the context the Collapse DLC puts him in, is the one out of the four that I empathize with the most.

People joking about him eating Miller is fine, but like you said, it's gotten to the point where that's All he is. The FC5 fandom needs to understand that he does not eat people. He, allegedly (because it was never officially stated in game) ate ONE man out of complete necessity. He literally tells you it was his only option, by the third day they were lost. They had no water, they lost hope. They had no food. They had no help coming for them. Jacob only had what he could get, and that was Miller. He didn't ENJOY it. He doesn't find comfort in it, he is SCARED of what he did. He hated himself for what he did. He (assuming, based off of the visions in the FC6 Collapse DLC) wanted to end his life because of Everything he'd been through stacking, stacking, stacking until he could not handle it anymore. It's obviously taken a much larger toll on him than we initially thought because he quite literally doesn't care if he lives or dies. He encourages us to kill him, if anything.

The entire reason Only You is used in the game is because that is the only thing that brings him comfort. The music box, the song, the melody, it conditions HIM just as much as it conditions us. The only difference being that he's using it to condition himself to stay in a sane state of mind. (IMO.)

Now, this is about John. John Seed is as flawed a man as his brothers. People mischaracterize him all the time.

Hot take, John is not a sexual deviant. Although I do agree and believe his sin is Lust, i'll get to that.

"Well that's contradictory, given his past. Drug and sex addicted, using that to escape the world." I'm talking main game, not backstory. He is not sexually attracted to Rook. He sounds it, he looks it. I even thought so, my first few playthroughs. I was sure the way he looked down and up, the way he ripped Rook's shirt open and stared, you could really hear the lust in the way he spoke. I've since had my eyes opened. John should not be characterized as a man that acts and reacts solely for [sexual] lust. [He acts in such a way because he's trying to scare us into submission, basically.]

John just wants approval. John wants to be loved. John wants to be heard, and seen, and appreciated. He wants what he did not have at home, from Joseph. He mocks the cleansing for Rook, and Rook only, because we are his brother's greatest adversary. We are The Father's reckoning, the Hell that follows the Whitehorse. If John gets Rook to atone, he gets the greatest victory. He gets Joseph's approval, and love. For once, he won't be the weakest link, he will be the strongest. He won't be overshadowed by Jacob or by Faith. He will be the one who brought Eden's Gate to justice. That is what he wants. He BEGS us to confess because as Joseph said, Rook MUST reach atonement or the gates of Eden will shut to him.

The only Lust John experiences is his Lust for power, for approval, and for recognition. His Lust to be someone, to be something bigger than he is.

[[He holds the biggest stake in the cult, being the one who: oversees all the farms, Falls End, I believe the radio stations, not to mention Nick Rye. He needs this, he was given this as his purpose. He needs to command and command well. He is also the sole overseer of the peggies, ..John is the one who decides your fate, basically. He does not know who he is without power over people.]]

And just What is John constantly doing? Yapping. Boasting. Preaching Joseph's Word. He loves the sound of his own voice. He's the loudest of the Seeds because he is the one begging to be heard. By us, so we can get out of his brother's way. By Joseph, so his brother can recognize the passion and dedication he's putting into the cult and gain his respect. So what is all this for? What does he ultimately strive for? Joseph's respect. I know it, you know it, we all know it.

TLDR; John is not some pathetic emo fuckboy the same way Jacob is not a kinky cannibalistic hermit. The biggest problem any fandom faces is the fact that characters get shoved into boxes they do not belong in.

Okay so I have some complaints against the Far Cry 5 fandom. Can we stop dumbing down Jacob Seed's backstory to just "haha he ate a guy" like he was also a victim of abuse, and was arrested for trying to save his brothers from the horrible conditions they were living in, he later joined the army and was diagnosed with PTSD, so obviously he is traumatized by not only the abuse, but having to cannibalize his friend for survival. He was later made homeless after he was deported, and his vulnerability and need to take care of his brothers was exploited by Joseph. Is Jacob a bad person? Yes. Is he still a traumatized individual? Also yes.

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it's my day of birth and I CANNOT SLEEP, AUUUGG

i'm so excited guys

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Breaking News: The Sky Is Blue.

Up next; The Earth Is Round, and The Sun Is Hot.

We got word that John Seed is in fact, a baddie? More News at 11.

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my beloved

The only AI artist I support

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i’m not normal about my favorite OC that nobody on tumblr has ever heard about or seen. Just wanted to let y’all know that i’m not normal about her tho

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I would entrust Hurk Drubman Jr with my life because he may be stupid, but he’s not an idiot. That man fought on the Rook Islands, in Kyrat, and on MARS. He knows what he’s doing, he’s in it for the love of the game. Why do you think he keeps coming back every title? He (or a relative of the Drubman bloodline) is probably in Far Cry 6 too and we just don’t know it yet. I wouldn’t put it past him.

Charlemagne ’Sharky’ Victor Boshaw would get you killed within 10 seconds of meeting him. I know, because I’ve experienced it before. He was actually the one that killed me. Turned right around and burnt me while I was sniping an angel. Hurk wouldn’t have done that to me, Boshaw.