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skeletor..

its you..

(i tried, its shitty and i love it.)

KID THIS IS FANTASTIC WORK, IT’S EVEN BETTER THAN THE ONE I MADE WEBSTOR AND EVIL-LYN CARVE AFTER THEY BUNGLED THAT TRIP TO STONE CITY. I’M GLAD YOU TRIED AND I’M GLAD IT’S SHITTY AND I’M GLAD YOU LOVE IT. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CREATED YOURSELF AND IT IS UNIQUE IN ALL THE UNIVERSE. NO EVIL ROBOT COULD DUPLICATE THESE IMPERFECTIONS, AND NO HUMAN BUT YOU COULD HAVE MADE THEM.

AND AS MY OLD BOSS’S LAB PARTNER LIKES TO SAY, IMPERFECTIONS ARE BEAUTIFUL.

THINGS HAVE BEEN QUIET AROUND HERE LATELY BECAUSE BLAH BLAH EXCUSES, BUT I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN THE VERY COOL AND NOT AT ALL BUMBLING MINIONS OF THIS BLOG AND YOU CAN REST ASSURED THE FORCES OF SNAKE MOUNTAIN WILL RETURN. OUT OF ALL THE POSSIBLE AVATARS FOR SKELETOR YOU CHOSE THIS ONE AND THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.

SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG AND THERE IS NO JUSTICE AND YOU’LL NEVER WIN, LIKE WHEN HE-MAN KEEPS REFUSING TO LET ME PLUNDER THE SECRETS OF CASTLE GRAYSKULL. TIMES LIKE THAT YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE YOUR FISTS AND SCREAM, AND I’VE DONE THAT LOTS!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT FEELS EVEN BETTER? USING THAT ENERGY TO CREATE SOMETHING, LIKE A CUNNING SCHEME OR AN EVIL BONE TANK OR POSSIBLY A NICE DRAWING. THAT’S WHAT YOU DID! KEEP TRYING AND KEEP MAKING SHITTY THINGS AND KEEP LOVING THEM BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO AND PEOPLE MATTER.

…UM. I MEAN. I DON’T LIKE TO FEEL GOOD, I LIKE TO FEEL EVIL!!!!!!!

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THIS POST has been READ BY SKELETOR

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This Skeletor has healed himself!

Today I Crush All Negativity

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This horse has been defended by Skeletor! Take it back.

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

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This spoon has been read by Skeletor!

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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This bell has tolled for Skeletor!

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

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These prophecies have been ignored by Skeletor!

the voices in the wind are trying to whisper prophecies and provenances to me but i have my airpods in so. tough shit it’s steely dan time

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This illustrious post has been read by Skeletor!

The illustrious gar

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This resume has been submitted by Skeletor!

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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This post has been banned by Skeletor!

banned from the pitch drop experiment for trying to guzzle that shit down

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This post has been thought of by Skeletor!

just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that

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This post has been read for Skeletor September!

finally

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This patch has been read by Skeletor!

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These issues and problems have been read by Skeletor!

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

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This post has been read by Skeletor!

every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday

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This toaster oven has been read by Skeletor!

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This ooze has been read by Skeletor!

The growing indifference - or even outright hostility - to ooze and other slimelike fluids is indicative of a larger societal issue. I haven't decided what the issue is but its making me reallymad