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Seungmin: You suck.
Jisung: I prefer positive feedback.
Seungmin: Oh, okay, sorry.
Seungmin: You are very good at sucking.
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Hyunjin: Once I plant my vegetable garden, it’s over for you cabbitches.
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Felix: What’s your favorite shape? Mine’s a rhombus!
Minho: Mine’s a Jisung.
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Jisung: It’s either be yourself or pee yourself, dude.
Chan, pained: It’s really not.
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Jisung: Would you still love me?
Minho: …if what?
Jisung: No, that was the question.
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Hyunjin: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Felix: Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man.
Hyunjin: …
Hyunjin: The WHO?
Felix: Oh, so this not a safe space suddenly?
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Felix: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Chan: Buddy, I’m barely even a person.
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Felix: Nah, bro. YOU live in a society.
Felix: I live in Stardew Valley, and have passed out 264 times in my field.
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Chan: Yeah, I’m a triple threat: cute, bisexual, and incredibly depressed.
Chan: What’s sexier than that?
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Jisung: Yes, I am smart. Yes, I am stupid.
Jisung: It’s called being flexible.
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Felix: I guess I’m just too tough to cry!
Seungmin: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Felix, in tears: They don’t have any arms!
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Hyunjin: Next question.
Minho: No.
Hyunjin: Can a—
Minho: I said no.
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Jeongin: Can I be a hater for a second?
Hyunjin: Innie, you could kill someone in front of me and I’d be okay with it.
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Seungmin: You’re so annoying. Unfortunately, in a kind of sexy way.
Jisung: Oh, it’s over for you idiot. Now I’m in your head.
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Changbin: If I deposited $2000 into your CashApp right now, what would you use the money for?
Jeongin: Evil.
Changbin: What do you mean?
Jeongin: I would use the money for evil.
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Changbin: C’mon, give me five more sit-ups. Five more!
Seungmin, wheezing: No!
Changbin: If you give me five more, I’ll flash you my chest.
Seungmin: …
Seungmin: ONE, TWO—
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Minho: Quickest way to my heart?
Minho: Stab wound, probably.
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