slaycinder

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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ok astrology heads i'm going to post a start chart and you have to describe who it belongs to - no reverse searching the birth date, just read the vibes

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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THEY FOUND THE WHITE WITCH CATERPILLAR! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

For context: the white witch is one of the contenders for the largest moth in the world (biggest *wingspan*--loses to the atlas in terms of wing surface area, and loses to the regal for weight). It has a huge range, and the adult is fairly common.

But no one had ever seen a caterpillar. At all. There were only guesses as to what it might look like and what it ate. until this year. These are some of the first images ever taken of it!!

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A cockatoo broke our rocket. :(

Gonna need a tiny bit more context here bud

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yeahhh sorry about your virtuous and noble knight. yeah i ensnared her with dark magic and now she serves only me. she can’t hear you, her mind is lost to the pleasurable fog of my enchantment. her once-pure thoughts are totallyyy corrupted. my bad lol

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the most attractive thing a man can do is have autism and be transgender I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

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I can't fuck with people who are fundamentally uncurious.

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you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

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well this fucking sucks